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Egg. Egg egg. EGG!!!!!
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eggcaw · 8 months ago
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eggcaw · 2 years ago
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eggcaw · 2 years ago
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*September 1st on Tumblr*
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eggcaw · 2 years ago
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Why is tumblr Bolivian now
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eggcaw · 2 years ago
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eggcaw · 2 years ago
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yes
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eggcaw · 2 years ago
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eggcaw · 2 years ago
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flat fuck friday
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eggcaw · 2 years ago
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By Lee Gatlin
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eggcaw · 2 years ago
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It’s finally happened.
After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.
“I like your shoelaces.”
Oh. Oh no.
I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”
The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”
Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.
Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.
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eggcaw · 3 years ago
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YK WHAT TIME IT IS
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eggcaw · 3 years ago
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THANK YOU
Y’all not to be that person, but Black Adam was actually really good.
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eggcaw · 3 years ago
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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
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eggcaw · 3 years ago
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eggcaw · 3 years ago
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Happy Friday!
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
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eggcaw · 3 years ago
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yeah :’)
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eggcaw · 3 years ago
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