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2 bags of edamame will be consumed tonight, be pusillanimous @jauntybones @jjxsiah

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-- sweet sharks --

(a rant)⭐

why do they hate you?

💙🦈

sweet misunderstood children..

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-- dolphins and eels --

these CREATINS are exceedingly more evil than sharks, so it confuses me as to why sharks get all the backlash. dolphins literally r--e other dolphins and eels are like suuuuuper bad

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the chances of being attacked by a shark when you're just swimming is relatively low and like as long as you don't disturb them they don't want anything to do with you for the most part. the only time they attack is usually when they feel threatened or if they're confused, and they usually don't mean to hurt humans. they don't even associate human blood with food so like idk who told you that but they're 🚫WRONG!!! *loud incorrect buzzer*🚫

sharks are pretty much just big fishes who are really cool and sharp and good at hunting because they're predatorial animals, but they're good natured. 🦈🩵

DOLPHINS ARE NOT GOOD NATURED UGH KYSKYSKYS

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-- Human Impacts on Sharks --

• overfishing - fishes aren't able to reproduce fast enough to keep a balance within the ecosystem due to humans taking too many of them. this affects sharks HEAVILY (they're literally one of the most affected species) because they don't have enough food due to there being less fish in the ocean.

• pollution - do I even have to explain? habitat modification, climate change, tourism. THIS IS ALL NOT GOOD FOR THEM.

• shark finning - holy fuck you evil monsters. why the fuck.... okay. shark finning is when idiots illegally capture sharks, illegally cut off their fins, and RELEASE THEM BACK INTO THE WATER LIKE THAT. torturous; they're usually released while still alive too. this is so incredibly horrible for them because they literally can't survive due to being unable to swim properly and then they sink to the bottom of the ocean where they SUFFOCATE.

oohmygodihate AUGH WHY AGRGRHRFGJ STP THAT

-- it's ridiculous that humans hate these guys so much when we're the ones who actually harm them so much. It's like hitting someone and then crying after like you're hurt. like.. huh???

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the statement "shark infested waters" is so incredibly stupid cause like.. what do you mean?? that's like saying human infested neighborhoods. like those things just live there you can't hate them for doing that bro.. YOU'RE the infestation. YOU'RE the visitor on this earth so PLEASE be nice to the environment and the other organisms we got here.

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PSA ALSO PLEASE NO GUYS DON'T DO THIS⬇️ TO HIM :( HE WILL BE PARALYZED‼️

he is not happy. do NOT give sharks belly rubs.

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Ranting about him (more specifically my favorite prehistoric reptile)

(My drawing and picture)

Albertonectes vanderveldei

(Genus)

Superorder- sauropterygia

Order-plesiosauria

Family-elasmosauridae

Subfamily-elasmosaurinae

Campanian Late Cretaceous 100.5-66 Ma

Alberta, Canada

Name deriving from Alberta and nectes is a Greek word for "swimmer"

Carnivores, specifically piscivores, eating fish with their long necks

Total length of ~37 ft and their necks themselves were ~23 ft with 76 neck vertebraes making it the longest necked animal of elasmosaurs

Discovered by Tai Kubo, Mark T. Mitchell, and Donald M. Henderson in 2012

I researched for a while and have been reading on them for a while now and this is all the informatiom I could find :( if you know anything else i would love to collect more facts to know !!

I love them because of their long necks and ive always been drawn to aquatic creatures !!!!

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She jam on my pearl till I even flow

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Inspirational quote of the day : 🦺

She home on my d till I pot

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Intro post !!

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Hello !! My name is Carmin ☆

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