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there's a kind of person called a "bad person" and if we just kill all of those guys everything will be great

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"I hate (insert media here) because of the fando-"

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Fandom Problem #4834:

I hate when a fandom looks at parents in fiction and decides there are only TWO kinds of parents:

Abusive Parents OR Perfect Parents.

It's rarely as narrow as that. Some are abusive, some are flawed yet still good, some won't admit their flaws, and the list goes on and on. Similar complexities carry over to parent characters in fiction.

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Politics and Human Rights symbols: From the river to the sea

[ ID: Two versions of an emoji of a patch of grass with a river at the top and the sea at the bottom, a red arrow going from the river to the sea. The first image has some details on the water. The second image doesn't. /End ID ]

emoji/aac symbol for the phrase "from the river to the sea". sometimes it ends with "Palestine will be free". it's used in the free Palestine movement to mean freedom to the entire land of Palestine.

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In this blog we stand for Palestine 🇵🇸

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listen,,, if you leave six ninja on a flying boat for long enough they will come up with their own memes and inside jokes

“kai would hit on a sexy lamp”

one time lloyd dressed an actual lamp in a dress with a mini skirt and kai was so sleep deprived that he hit on it

when anyone does anything bad, they go sit in the corner of shame. theres a sign

saying lloyd is twelve no matter how old he gets

kai: sorry lloyd you cant come fight with us youre like twelve lloyd: im sixteen

jay: sorry lloyd you cant come clubbing with us you’re like twelve lloyd: ?? im twenty??

zane: i shouldnt use such big words, lloyd is only twelve lloyd: IM THIRTY THREE HOW LONG MUST I SUFFER

mix and matching parts of old uniforms and excusing it with “its called fashion”

making up parts that zane needs to keep up to date

nya: zane, is your thermalhydrothingabob functioning smoothly?

cole: zane’s been pretty slow lately, maybe his popcornjpgwhatsit is broken

lloyd: zane! better make sure your chickentron is updated!

stacking things on wu’s hat while he’s asleep. cole and nya are tied at 8

“morro made me do it”

this one is lloyd only and its definitely a coping mechanism so leave him be

lloyd: *breaks something* morro made me do it

kai: who ate the last cookie? lloyd: morro made me do it

jay: you look like you havent slept?? lloyd: morro made me do it

pls go get therapy lloyd

green ninja competitions similar to the ones in season 1 where they decide who gets to be the green ninja. lloyd is the judge

if someone (usually jay or lloyd) starts a disney or dreamworks song, everyone has to join in

wu once walked in on lloyd and kai singing “the plagues” from prince of egypt with absolutely no context, and walked right back out

exaggerated non swearing around lloyd

*someone finds out a new piece of information” wonder what else sensei hasnt told us

their pizza order changes every night and its always terrible

“yo can i get a hawaiian pizza with pineapple and sardines, deliver to the destinys bounty”

“yah id like a none pizza with left beef deliver to the destinys bounty”

“can i have one slice of pizza, but, like, with every topping you have on it. deliver to the destinys bounty”

“alright im gonna go to the store” “only bad things happen when we split up”

“whats the weirdest place you can find lloyd asleep” competitions. dareth is the judge. its been weeks and lloyd has no idea

they copy old memes too

kai: im going to taco bell you want anything lloyd: i want my dad back kai: yah i got like 12 dollars

nya: jay was found dead in miami cole: is he okay nya: he’s alright but he’s dead

jay: remember to drink your respect women juice guys!

“the singles club” thats permanently occupied by lloyd and cole, and the others have all been part of it at some point. they have meetings.

“how dare you break color coordination” when anyone wears anything other than their usual color

“well, we kept kai”

variants include “well, we kept lloyd” and “well i kept all of you” (said by wu, once, and the others were in shock for ten minutes and then laughed for five minutes straight)

regarding nya as the best thing since sliced bread

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sorry this is dumb

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

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maybe some more agere emotes? ones like half regressed, starting to regress, coloring, playing, stuff like that :3

i know these arent all specifically agere emotes and dont all fit what you asked but i hope they're okay anyway :]

i have more im finishing eventually, i just really wanted to get these posted since theyve been sitting in my inbox for a while

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Some agere emotess!!

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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

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People on tumblr really will go „I cannot believe silly right wingers fall for fear-mongering and moral panics and accuse random queer people of being pedophiles for self expression and kinks, anyway, block and unfollow xyz because they’re a proshipper and glorifying abuse”

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helloooo hi. wanted to make a positivity post for systems that relates to. gender.

— shoutout to systems who are trans as part of their collective identity or masking identity!

— shoutout to systems where most alters have different genders!

— shoutout to alters whos perception of their gender doesn't match their outerworld body!

— shoutout to levian/eclian/azlian alters!

— shoutout to introjects with different gender than their source!

— shoutout to alters who showed up identifying as one gender, but later identified as another, for any reason at all!

— shoutout to alters who identity as more than one gender!

— shoutout to alters with no gender!

— shoutout to alters with genders others have a hard time understanding!

— shoutout to trans alters in general!

— shoutout to non-human alters whose non-humanity affects their gender!

— shoutout to systems and alters whos plurality affects their gender in any way!

— shoutout to systems who can't express or talk about their gender because they aren't out!

— shoutout to alters who are the only alter of a specific gender in their system!

— shoutout to systems and alters who use more obscure labels to describe their gender!

— shoutout to systems and alters who coin their own terms to talk about their gender!

hope you enjoyed :D gender is a personal topic to me as im eclian/ecligender myself, and thats... quite a difficult label to describe to singlets, methinks. i hope this post was able to make you smile today!

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