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what will the next sonic fan dub be?
funny
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what will the next sonic fan dub be?
funny
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So.... Eggboss took over Lego to redesign their Sonic and...
heh... I... It looks superior.... a total improvement...
#make lego sonic more eggman#makelegosonicmoreeggman#eggman empire#eggman#egg unpaid intern#dr eggman
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You heard it hear first folks, I am going freaking nowhere!
#dr eggman#egg unpaid intern#eggman empire#eggman#my boss is forcing me to say I love this company on threat of torture
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Eggboss thinks it's a good idea to open the asks for this blog so I guess we're doing this. Ask us anything.
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So I got fired, replaced, rehired and refired in the span of a year. I don't even get paid!
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the egg pawns are trying to organize a football league. They're asking me to report on the games when they happen. I kinda feel honored ngl.
#eggman empire#dr eggman#eggman#egg unpaid intern#egg pawn#football#I know next to nothing about football but hell im down.
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Doc found the coffee stash I keep under my desk. He has confiscated my coffee!
#eggman empire#dr eggman#eggman#egg unpaid intern#coffee gone now i sad#i still got the dr pepper tho
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You'd think being an intern would mean I wouldn't have to take part in the "Final Eggxam" the doc makes the robots do. I don't even know what is on it.
#eggxam that just cheesy#eggxam#i cant get over that name#eggman#dr eggman#eggman empire#egg unpaid intern
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Late night at the office, the motors are keeping me awake.
#good god of destruction that sound is getting on my nerves#coffee dr pepper mix drinks are the only thing keeping me alive atm#eggman#dr eggman#eggman empire#egg unpaid intern
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Oh fish paste I forgot Eggman wanted me to use this blog. Um I guess we're live again!
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So... About Orbot and Cubot
Did Eggman intentional program their AI to be the way they are or is AI develop a personality independently like a human? I'm no science wiz but I don't think Eggman would want to create incompetent robots to help him... right?
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Jeez how hard is it to lose the password to the account when you write it on a sticky note! The damn thing got stuck in a badnik and I had to fish it out! Anyways the unpaid intern is back!!
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From Dr. Eggman
To Sonic
"Please stop tagging my robots with spray paint. It makes it harder to recycle the metal."
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I keep seeing that Jet dude challenge Sonic to all these races. Like, shut up and kiss him already!! Jeez!!
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Metal came in today looking all sad like a puppy! How can a robot look sad?!?
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Yo! Who's this 'Starline' dork and why does he keep calling us?
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