eggsandghost
eggsandghost
Wacked With a Wet Trout
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im eggi ๐Ÿณ a scallywag ๐Ÿณ dilly-dallier ๐Ÿณ a rapscallion even [he/they]
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eggsandghost ยท 17 hours ago
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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eggsandghost ยท 1 day ago
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Everyone clap for non consensual body modification everybody loves a character whose body has been altered against their will
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eggsandghost ยท 2 days ago
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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this
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when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor
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eggsandghost ยท 4 days ago
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One last smoke before the new year
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eggsandghost ยท 4 days ago
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You have my full permission to be weird and inappropriate at me
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eggsandghost ยท 7 days ago
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me.
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eggsandghost ยท 7 days ago
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mcdonalds would be better if every store had a perfect replica of the complete terracotta army
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eggsandghost ยท 8 days ago
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really everyone you love has something miserably wrong with them or an obvious flaw that won't ever be fixed but like it's up to you what kind of person you can and cannot deal with. someone in my family has anger issues which I can handle and diffuse with no problem, but a person who can't tolerate yelling could not be close to him. another person I know is very anxious & needs constant reassurance and she gets along famously with gentler and more straightforward people than myself, but I can't handle being second guessed all the time. someone who is loosey goosey with their morals wouldn't bother me, but a person with a profound sense of justice makes me feel afraid of getting on their bad side. none of these traits actually make someone a bad person & just because there are personalities I can't handle doesnt mean I'M a bad person either. litany against callout posts for stupid shit and simple incompatibilities we all have to live on this earth together & need to learn how to deal with each other
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eggsandghost ยท 8 days ago
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eggsandghost ยท 10 days ago
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[The Complete Monument Mythos]
I rewatched M4NTICOR3's The Monument Mythos S1-2, The Nixonverse, Season 3, and The Modern Day recently. I was struck with the idea of remaking my favorite bits as comic panels. This took me only 2 weeks to put together. If you'd like a better look at these please look at my previous posts, as these are just collages of what I made.
Thanks to everyone for liking, and thanks to M4NTICOR3 for creating such a fascinating world. Now it's time to get back to work on other things!
Toodle-oo!
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eggsandghost ยท 11 days ago
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when you fail the oven minigame. ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ
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eggsandghost ยท 11 days ago
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eggsandghost ยท 11 days ago
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youre not โ€œbad at artโ€ you just need to find a character to latch onto to where you draw them 1 million times and you improve dramatically
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eggsandghost ยท 12 days ago
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Old Yeller just parried the bullet
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eggsandghost ยท 12 days ago
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The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.
Eat them.
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eggsandghost ยท 12 days ago
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my dad got a clear phonecase for himself so I let him have one of my pokemon cards to put inside it, and after making me explain what each pokemon did and was he picked a basic lightning energy card
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eggsandghost ยท 14 days ago
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trope i really like is self-loathing characters desperate for the catharsis of punishment for frankly rather selfish reasons who r also obsessed with repeatedly pressing others into hating them and hurting them as essentially a method of self harm. yes pls continue making it worse for urself and everybody around u instead of doing an actually productive and effective journey of improvement
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