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eggscaffolding · 5 days

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Every time I close my eyes or let myself not think, I see a sudoku being solved

#silly #silly goofy #send help #i’m not joking #I keep seeing them #I’ve been playing so many sudoku puzzles lately that they’re just burned into my brain #sudoku #I can’t stop seeing them I’m so serious #i don’t know what to do

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eggscaffolding · 12 days

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The trend of having dreams about movies I’ve never seen continues

#silly #silly goofy #first it was trolls 3 #now it’s Ponyo #weird dreams #dreams #I feel like the universe is telling me something

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eggscaffolding · 16 days

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My biggest most secret confession go:

I knew nothing about Supernatural. I was eleven-ish when I was looking through Netflix and I found it, wow!!

I was pretty sheltered so I had no idea it was insanely popular, I just went “wowoahh monster killing fun”

However, my mom was iffy on horror/monster-y things (see above about being sheltered) so I felt as if this was the eighth deadly sin, and hid the fact I was watching it like I would be sent to the stocks or something

Here’s where it actually kicks in.

A while later, I’m still enjoying Supernatural (still unaware of its popularity) and my mom has gotten way more chill

My mother, brother, and I tended to watch an episode or two of a show together as a family each Friday night or something

You might know where this is going

SO IMAGINE MY 11/12 YEAR OLD SURPRISE WHEN

I hear the DREADED, the FEARED, the MOST AWFUL THING POSSIBLE

“Oh this looks fun” and I LOOK UP TO SEE SUPERNATURAL (my mom was ALSO like “woah!!!! killing monsters! Fun!!)

So I’m freaking out but I stay calm

I was built for this

I had years of drama camp under my belt and I was ready to put on the act of my life

And like any logical person, instead of saying ANYTHING about the fact I know it, or even know it exists, I go “yeah sure seems cool” when they ask if we should watch it

THEN

For the next like… FOUR OR FIVE SEASONS??? I watch with them SLOWLY and the ENTIRE TIME I am pretending I have NEVER seen ANY of it and went “oh wow I hope he makes it (😰)” and stuff for the WHOLE TIME

then after a point, I got tired of hiding the fact my Netflix account (which was very much able to be seen by them) was like three seasons ahead, so I told them I just watched ahead on my own account because I wanted to find out what happened next

And THAT is how I explained that away

But wait

It gets BETTER (maybe)

To this day, they still have NO clue that this happened. I have never told them that we did not discover Supernatural as a family, I will never tell them just found it and watched it in secret.

It’s too late to go back and this will be kept to my grave.

#I felt like a spy in enemy territory when they suspect there’s a spy and start saying things to see who reacts to sus the spy out #confession #silly #silly goofy #supernatural #cw supernatural #supernatural crack #I hope the supernatural girlies like it #wherever they are #the lengths a person goes to to hide their Supernatural interests #and I will take it to my grave #I never finished because I got bored so #but it kept my attention for longer than most shows so slay ig #it’s the forbidden topic of my life because I immediately am sent back to watching things and pretending to be surprised #this is so stupid #but it happened #I’m just talking to myself in the tags by now #it’s fun though #shoutout to my mom if you see this #if you do I have to ask why you have a tumblr #anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk #supernatural tv show #supernatural fandom

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eggscaffolding · 19 days

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“Nothing goes splat like a sickly Victorian child.”

- Me, 4/5/24

#and so begins my posting of quotes I’ve heard and said #buckle up #I have a lot and they’re all insane #silly #silly goofy #send help #wait no #send yourself help #quotes #my silly quotes #from my quote book #quotes to live by #quoteoftheday #we just go silly

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eggscaffolding · 21 days

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Boosting my confidence by telling myself I would have so many fans if I was an anime boy

#silly #silly goofy #send help #blaragh tags #I just think the vibes would work #but only if I had white hair and trauma #and magic powers #but that’s mostly for me #I think having powers would be cool #probably ice ones to match the white hair and trauma

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eggscaffolding · 26 days

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I started playing Minecraft again and now I can’t stop dreaming about farming potatoes

#silly #send help #silly goofy #dreams #potatoes #I’m just vibing in the tags #minecraft #farming in Minecraft in my dreams #dreaming about farming in Minecraft is an experience #I cannot explain how much I love farming in Minecraft #it’s to an unwell degree #I farm #when I’m not farming I prepare to farm #when I’m not preparing to farm I’m planning on how to farm #when I’m not planning on how to farm I’m farming #the masculine urge #the masculine urge to build a potato farm in Minecraft

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eggscaffolding · 28 days

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Transjester

#silly #silly goofy #someone has probably already done this #but it made me laugh #I don’t know if this is funny or not #but again it made me laugh #god told me himself #it’s true I swear for real for real

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eggscaffolding · 1 month

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#silly #silly goofy #boat #the masculine urge #the masculine urge to build a boat #I just have to build the most optimal boat #I become a different man when I build a boat #or farm #I embrace my inner Military dad in the fifties who’s building a bomb shelter

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eggscaffolding · 1 month

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If he’s YOUR man, why is he in MY court, watching MY jester show ???

#silly #silly goofy #jester #teehee #I think if I was a jester my life would be infinitely better #I want a silly hat #and to juggle #I’m so sad I can’t juggle it’s unreal how sad it makes me

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eggscaffolding · 1 month

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My one goal in life is the have a dad sneeze so powerful it levels all 50 city blocks around me

#silly #silly goofy #is that too much to ask #why do dads hoard the insane sneezes #how do they do it #what are they hiding #give me it

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eggscaffolding · 1 month

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If I fought my way out of the underworld for you, would you ignore the fact I’m undead and the aura of death lingers around me even now that I’ve returned to your side, yes or no [flirting]

#silly #silly goofy #idk what im doing #yes or no #yes or yes #jk jk... unless?#I would fight my way out of the underworld would that be cute #fellas is it gay to fight your way out of death to return to your best friend

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eggscaffolding · 2 months

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boop!

I will wear your bones in a crown and wear your skin as my holy shroud (affectionate🩵☺️)

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eggscaffolding · 3 months

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Fighting off the wenches who craveth my nuts

#silly #silly goofy #wenches be on my nuts like

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eggscaffolding · 3 months

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I think my complaining worked, because last night I had a wack ass dream. I can’t quite remember, but I do remember waking up right after it was over going “heh, still got it.” And then passing back out.

I haven’t had any cryptic and/or unsettlingly realistic dreams lately, and I’m feeling very upset actually

#silly #silly again #the visions are back #I do know it was me being put into a Y/A novel but one of those really bad ones #it was like the ones where I’m orphaned and put into a family that is only made up of hot boys #but it was extra weird because it was a dream and therefore unhinged #I think there was a scene where the older brother character and I were trying to save the younger brother character #he was being turned into a fem boy #this was happening in college btw #then after we save him the younger brother character revealed a secret #it was that the older brother character had written fanfiction involving him and me being wolves I think???#wolves that were in love #that’s important to note #it was when I had first met him #he was the main love interest too so #ladies find yourself a man who write wolf fanfiction about the two of you #or not it’s sort of weird

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eggscaffolding · 3 months

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I haven’t had any cryptic and/or unsettlingly realistic dreams lately, and I’m feeling very upset actually

#why did they stop #give me back my strangely not quite lucid but aware dreams #silly #how can I be silly now #I swear to god #my new meds must be working #but at what cost

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eggscaffolding · 3 months

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Every time I’m about to have someone over, I feel like the teen protagonist in a coming of age story who has to clean up from the huge party they had that got out of control, all while their parents are returning home from a conveniently timed business trip

#silly #silly goofy #I think #I just like saying silly goofy tbh #it’s like a little treat for the soul #imagine that one scene from the diary of a wimpy kid movies #but without the emo older brother eyeshadow #couldn’t afford it in the character customization before I was born

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eggscaffolding · 3 months

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I’ve made so many typos because of how fast I’ve unsuccessfully typed words that my phone has started to autocorrect the proper spelling of words to the incorrect version I’m never going to recover from this

#silly #silly goofy #typos #hehe stealing tags and putting them in my bag #ego ruined #humbled so fast by this #I knew it was bad but I didn’t know it was this bad

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