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It’s so over

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The feminine urge to gather information

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They’re laughing at me

I’m on the floor sobbing and they’re laughing at me

I can’t believe ads are starting to enter my dreams, I got a DragonCity ad in my afternoon nap 😭 I hate capitalism

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I can’t believe ads are starting to enter my dreams, I got a DragonCity ad in my afternoon nap 😭 I hate capitalism

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I drew the Powope five days ago and I think it did something (cleaned up because the original was drawn on cardboard in purple pen)

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The band is back together

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This is biblical levels of gluttony

(Got bagel)

My body: “we are so so tired, please sleep”

My brain (who has never led me astray except for all those times: “hnnHhhng bagle:,,,.”

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Me and the boys pulling up for Cunty Tuesday

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Got cream cheese and another bagel :)

My body: “we are so so tired, please sleep”

My brain (who has never led me astray except for all those times: “hnnHhhng bagle:,,,.”

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Out of cream cheese :(

My body: “we are so so tired, please sleep”

My brain (who has never led me astray except for all those times: “hnnHhhng bagle:,,,.”

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Call me Uzumaki the way I’m spiraling

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Guys you’ll never guess what

My body: “we are so so tired, please sleep”

My brain (who has never led me astray except for all those times: “hnnHhhng bagle:,,,.”

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Indulged again

My body: “we are so so tired, please sleep”

My brain (who has never led me astray except for all those times: “hnnHhhng bagle:,,,.”

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More bagel

My body: “we are so so tired, please sleep”

My brain (who has never led me astray except for all those times: “hnnHhhng bagle:,,,.”

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Had another bagel

My body: “we are so so tired, please sleep”

My brain (who has never led me astray except for all those times: “hnnHhhng bagle:,,,.”

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My body: “we are so so tired, please sleep”

My brain (who has never led me astray except for all those times: “hnnHhhng bagle:,,,.”

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Friend, driving past the house of a Known Asshole: “I hope someone Molotov cocktails their house” [instant shame and regret immediately and visibly follows]

Me, hoping to assuage their worries in a totally normal way instead of just reassuring them [deciding to show it wasn’t that bad by outdoing them]: “I hope they die.”