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You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

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In A Different Universe . . .

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finally watched the new superman! super good. :') my past self feels very vindicated about when i watched the politician s1 (2019) and thought, "hey that guy who plays river would be an amazing superman" and then he did!!!!!! hell yeah.

also loved how much of a complete picture the movie painted of clark's life where he's at. it wasn't just oen part of his life---it was him in the wider world, him and both sets of his parents, him and lois, him with his work colleagues, him with other supers, him and the dog and even him and kara at the end. really enjoyed it!!

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time to throw the whole man out

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it is in fact very easy for large groups of people to be wrong about a thing. go look at the wikipedia list of common misconceptions for a REALLY long list of things an awful lot of people are wrong about. it was so long they had to split it into 3 separate articles because it was making the page lag.

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I know I'm on that "Lex definitely baby traps superman" train but something about Clark....makes me think he's supposed to sit in the middle of the room while heavily pregnant and have his harem take care of and coddle him.

Do y'all see the vision?

Or have I just lost it?

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They should invent a life that’s structured without being monotonous and challenging without being demanding and eventful without being stressful and peaceful without being boring

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baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me

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lying in front of the street cleaner

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Shout out to Eve Teschmacher tho. She realized her boyfriend was a piece of shit and that she was in extreme danger, and she managed to gather everything needed to take him down without him catching on until it was too late.

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forcemasc but it’s whatever the hell this is

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this is actually legitness

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LGBT+ games need to be better man i dont want to play gay dating sim/rpg maker game #48174 i want someone to make max payne with gay sex in it

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Oh!

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horror movie that telegraphs who the "final girl" is, but 55 minutes in the "stoner guy" character reveals she's been having Trans Thoughts