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One of my roommates is from China and neither of us speaks the otherโs language but lately when sheโs in a chatty mood she comes into our kitchen and shows me these douyin Matt Damon x Ben Affleck RPF videos and puts her theories about how Ben has been pining for Matt into google translate for me to read. fujoing out transcends language barriers
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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadnโt popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed
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Cleopatras first drafts
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Woah mama just reminding my followers that TERF ideology is fundamentally evil and not welcome anywhere near my blog hummina hummina hummina
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it is past time we jettisoned the useless false dichotomy of introversion vs. extroversion and just accepted that everybody has a minimum amount of social interaction, failing which, they get really weird. and everybody has a maximum amount of social interaction, exceeding which, they get really weird. these levels are different for everyone, for a variety of reasons, and have no moral dimension. and that is all.
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so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you
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some of my thoughts โ๏ธ by Lucille the Rescue Cat [Linktree]
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ย I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe Iโm easily amused, but theyโre kind of nifty!
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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
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basic human empathy has got to make a comeback divas
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