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god you’re so fat [flirtatious] [affectionate]

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it's possible to get pregnant from scissoring but only if the relationship is dysfunctional enough and one or both participants are scissoring with ill intent, if these conditions are met the spirit of Fuck You! More Problems may enter

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Using your angel halo as a handle to fuck you.

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kind of following Sonic's birthday, none of these boys are normal lol

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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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+ feeder's hands checking on his good work

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Artwork that appeared as a coloring page downloadable from Archie comics’ website in the early 2000’s. This art appeared behind the opening text for Sonic Quest: The Death Egg Saga #1. Drawn by Patrick Spaziante.

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so many people i know were super bothered by this scene lmao. i covered my ears during so much of the violence but when i saw this i was like “oh wow, how cinematic. i wonder why more filmmakers don’t have scenes like this” lol

SINNERS 2025, dir. Ryan Coogler

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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

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wonder woman being made out of clay by a woman who desperately wants a child and her goddesses blessing her with what she desired so badly and it being a story of motherhood and women loving other women is much better than your trash soap opera drama of a ~secret affair~ between zeus and a woman like honestly.

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putting aside the argument about AI—what makes you think that technology has never been argued out of existence? it seems more likely that such a thing could happen and we’d just never hear about it, rather than it never happening…?

also, how does this dynamic account for technologies that fell out of fashion because of sociocultural changes rather than obsolescence? like, the technology that allows us to put black paint on our faces and sing songs in a silly accent is still in existence, but those aren’t used as often as they were because the culture has shifted

or, like, the existence of amish people and their entire culture. they, as a group, don’t use many technologies that are still in existence.

what about the technology of a public bench that you can lay down on? those were in existence for a long time and now they’ve been replaced by a product that is only considered superior by people who argue that it’s so. actually, this goes for any tech!

i’m having a hard time figuring out what definition of technology could possibly make this argument hold up to scrutiny

You can't argue against a technology. No one has ever, ever, in the history of humanity, argued a technology out of existence. The closest we've come are nukes and human genetic engineering. Nukes exist and multiple countries have massive arsenals of them, but we've agreed not to use them because it would mean humanity's utter destruction. Human genetic engineering cuts right to the heart of a bunch of ethical questions about health, equality, identity, and so on, and also up until very recently genetic engineering has been a long and extremely expensive process. We'll see how long human genetic engineering remains taboo now that it's getting cheaper and easier. But these are absolute outliers. In the vast, vast majority of cases, I mean literally in virtually every single case, when people fight a new technology—for any reason—they loose.

There is no tenable "anti-AI art" position, just like there was never a tenable anti-loom position, or anti-railroad position, or anti-horseless carriage position. These things were doomed to fail absolutely from day one, as soon as the technology existed, and anti-AI art is doomed to fail just as utterly and completely. There is just no path here, if this is what you've hitched your wagon to I really do not know what to tell you.

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when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

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actually as long as we're talking about realistic expectations of ageing, the nature of social media decontextualising people's personal posts has absolutely given some of you guys a false and potentially dangerous view of how your body is expected to change over time. I semi frequently see people sharing or repackaging commentary on experiences with disability as if it's an inevitable part of getting older. and like, yes, as you get older you are likely to develop new conditions, injuries or disabilities, but you need to understand your body's baseline well enough to identify those changes and interrogate them.

e.g. if you are seriously having such bad joint or back pain in your 30s that it hampers your day to day activities, you need to take that seriously. that is not 'just ageing', that's potentially an indicator of an underlying condition, unaddressed injury (which is quite common but will get worse if you don't notice and take care of it) or daily habits (poor posture, poor diet, sedentary lifestyle) causing cumulative damage to your body.

I know plenty of 30+ and 40+ year olds who are not especially athletic but who can still climb up and down stairs with ease, sit on the floor and get up again without discomfort, have floor or shower sex, ride a bike, wrestle a dog or a kid, climb a tree, maybe even do a handstand. there is no shame at all in developing pain or mobility issues which limit the kinds of things you can do comfortably, but it doesn't serve anyone to pretend that those changes are bound up with reaching a certain age. even in your 60s and 70s and beyond you should notice if you start feeling a new kind of pain or physical limitation. don't dismiss this shit just because someone told you "yeah that happens when you pass 30"