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The Internet

Was it a mistake?

If you’re going to force your dumbass pronouns on me, I’m going to sit down and take a long ass breath. There are no more genders than 2. If you look like a man, including transgender men, I’m calling you by male pronouns. If you look like a woman, still including transgender women, I’m calling you by female pronouns. Not that hard to take in.

Also, you need dysphoria to be trans. Fuck off wannabe transes.

A Moment of Silence for Satire

My name is Egli and you should call me by my zombie pronouns because I’m undeadsexual. (Raargh/Raah/Reee) If you don’t call me by my pronouns, you’re seriously a cishet white scum and need fucking help!!!11!

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how fkin dare u u dum chishet white etc. etc.

me after any male looks at me for .0000000000001 milliseconds because i look like the reincarnation of a landwhale

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There’s a REASON your girlfriend’s leaving/left you. Your life seems really sad... wanna know how to fix it? STOP JUDGING MEN BASED ON THEIR ANCESTORS. Respect? Compassion? Where’s all the respect and compassion when you’re trashing men on your Tumblr blog? Uh, yeah. Nowhere to be found.

Please,

You are all so quick to judge my beliefs. I want it to be known, i have my reasoning for my beliefs. I thought this website was meant to be a safe space for everyone’s identities. My girlfriend is leaving me now that she has found out everything. I’m losing everything. Stop being so quick to judge. People are more than their beliefs. I have a couple of stories to share, but only if others are interested. I will repeat everything I have thought in the past. I will not change my ways because of you. Please, have some respect and compassion. I wish for the same things you wish for. Respect.

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rRrRRaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHGHHGHHHH!!!!

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN... WHEN WILL YOU LEARN...

THAT BEING BORN AS MAN HAS CONSEQUENCESSSS!!!!!

Valid:

Women!!! 

Trans women!!!

Nonbinary women!!!

Any other person who is not on the binary spectrum, was born as a woman, and still acknowledges that they are a woman!!!

Not Valid:

Cis men!!!

Trans men!!! (especially you)

Nonbinary men!!! 

Any other person not on the binary spectrum, is biologically male, and still identifies as a biological male.

Men are scum xoxo ! :D

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Some idiot: MEN ARE USELESS. KILL ALL MEN.

Me, an intellectual:

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You’re comparing 70-85 million humans who were killed to an “oppressed” minority? Mate, there’s a few screws loose in your head. Please TIGHTEN them next time. What an honest disrespect to the families of those whose loved ones tragically passed.

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That’s a bold statement to make... Where’s your factual evidence that proves men are all the same? Have you counted all the individual men and checked to see whether or not they’re “trash”?

once u accept “men are trash” as a universal immutable truth u can never be let down again. there is no “he’s different” like i PROMISE you he is not.

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SJW’s are the worst kind of people

Me (via koden-x)

— also me