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I'm gonna pull your head back by your hair when I say this
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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object
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me because it is me against an entirety of a fandom when it comes to “debating” whether two already severely injured characters survived a very lethal and impossible fall from a long ass cliff, after which they went home to celebrate their victory by eating their therapist’s leg??
#it doesn’t make sense#at all#the ending was perfect and by forcing a new season that reinforces the idea that will and hannibal are alive you are going to belittle it#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannigram#mads mikkelsen#hugh dancy#will graham#hannibal lecter#hannibal 2013#hannigram fall#post fall hannigram#hannibal and will#maddancy
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yall ever be jorkin it and just straight up give up because it’s too much work
no me neither
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they should invent a medicine that makes the aching jagged wound in your soul close
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my love language: i masturbated last night looking at your pics
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like me or not, you have to admit that you kinda like me
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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink
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When I feel nauseous all I need is to sit in one place, and when too fatigued to move, a curiously hot whore with enormous breasts sits right next to me (but perhaps changing into a more comfortable position as she jerks me off), and I am so rock hard that my vision goes blur, and I am looking at the ceiling and whining and keep bringing my hips upwards from the intense pleasure, and right after I ejaculate, something snaps in the poor slut, and she starts to run for the life. I will then, in that quite purgatory unconscious state, just start fucking chasing her, and she finally trips on an invisible block or branch, and starts bleeding from her hands and legs. As she tries to crawl away from me even at that moment, I grab her legs and pull herself close to me. I grab her other leg, and turn her towards me. And then I proceed to fuck the shit out of her, and she starts to moan and whine like a pervert. God, she may even shed a tear or two. Okay bye
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i think having a hole drilled in my skull would feel real good for at least 10 seconds
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backshots this, backshots that, i would like to be taken out back and shot
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if you speak to me like i’m a stupid dog i will get so hard my vision will blur just saying
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blow your brains out. get your brains blown out. smoke a million cigarettes. live your life and your world and kill everyone in it
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even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest
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STEP ONE of treating that stab wound I gave you is letting me tonguefuck it
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