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When I am clowning on Brits but I remember they gave us Depeche Mode, David Bowie, The Smiths, The Cure, Radiohead, Blur, New Order, Pulp, Led Zeppelin, The Police, The Sex Pistols, Duran Duran, Sade, Amy Winehouse, Kate Bush, PJ Harvey, The Sundays and Siouxsie and the Banshees, so I have to stfu.

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Sneak peek IWTV season 3: The Vampire Lestat

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Damon Albarn / 1995

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pissing myself for thte new oasis x adidas adv like wdym liam and noel shoot together that video, WDYM IT’S REAL AND IN 15 DAYS THEY’LL BE ON A STAGE TOGETHER LIKE… OASIS ARE ACTUALLY BACK WHAT THE FUCK

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jaws (1975)

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relapsed (i’ve listened to the obcr of hamilton again after five years)(it’s that damn medley at the tony’s fault)(that musical is still THAT hit)

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liam gallagher becoming a grandfather is the funniest thing that happened this year up to now

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pope francis will never listen to the new gorillaz album….

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i need him so bad im kicking my feet and giggling in my bed

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thinking about how paul mccartney spent the year 1969 putting the five stages of grief to music and no one even did a welfare check

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kieran culkin on jay leno for the mighty (1998)

transcript below

JL: Happy Birthday, you just had a birthday.

KC: Yes I did.

JL: So you're what?

KC: September 30th, I'm 16.

JL: 16?

KC: Yes.

JL: Okay, did you get your drivers license, did you do that whole thing?

KC: No, I live in New York, you don't need a car there.

JL: Really, see, that's the first thing, when I got to 16 I couldn't wait to roll in my mom's Falcon, that was sort of the big deal. Then within a week I had an accident. So you have no desire to get a license?

KC: No, no, I'm a New Yorker dammit!

JL: And the dammit proves it.

KC: Dammit, yeah!

JL: So did you have a big party, the whole family?

KC: Yes, my whole family was there and a couple friends, and a lot of presents!

JL: And there is a lot of, how many in your family, how many kids?

KC: I have 4 brothers and 2 sisters.

JL: Okay, well that's pretty big. I know your brother Macaulay just got married recently.

KC: Yes.

JL: Was that a big wedding?

KC: It was a very small wedding but it was beautiful, it was great.

JL: He was, what was he, 18 or 19?

KC: He was 17 when he got married, he turned 18 in August.

JL: Wow! Would you wanna get married in two years?

KC: (looks at audience) Uh, I don't know, is anyone single or free?

(girls start cheering)

JL: Well, there you go. Well, at 16 now, is this your last Halloween, or do you still go out and…

KC: I'm gonna get dressed up every year, I don't know how long I'll be trick or treating. I'll be 80 years old and still trick or treating.

JL: Well, that's okay.

KC: Yeah, not bad.

JL: Did you and your brother hang on Halloween or did you go your own separate ways? Did you go out together?

KC: We always went together, up until a certain point, but he used to play tricks on me on Halloween.

JL: Yeah?

KC: When we were really little, I remember I'd always wear this Casper mask. It was like the third year in a row I was Casper, and I really hated it, and my brother Mac, he had a devil mask, and I wanted the devil so badly. I'd always beg him, I asked him, 'Please, can I have the devil mask?', and he said 'No, no, it's my mask'. One time, we're out on the streets of New York trick or treating, he runs up way ahead of everybody, with the devil mask on, and does trick or treating there and gets a lot of candy. Then he comes back to me and goes 'Okay, you can have the devil mask,' and we switch masks, he takes the Casper, we go in there, say trick or treat, and then the guy's like 'No no, you already came here, no candy, no candy for you'. I missed out on all the candy. But, I told my mom about it, and uh, she made him give me a lot of candy!

JL: Well, that's very good.

KC: Oh yeah! I ended up with a lot more candy than he did.

JL: So what are you doing this year?

KC: I have two ideas. Me and my friend are pairing up together. They're these two wrestlers called the New Age Outlaws. I'm into wrestling by the way.

JL: You know, I do some wrestling.

KC: Oh you do, yeah, I saw that.

JL: Were you rooting for me?

KC: No.

JL: Now what do you mean no? You were rooting for Hogan and that idiot Bischoff?

KC: Yeah, I'm an NWO fan, what can I say?

JL: Oh man, now you see your guys got slapped around.

KC: Yeah, but you see, that wasn't all you. You didn't get the win, that was your man Kevin over there.

JL: Kevin and I are a team. Did you bet money on that fight?

KC: No I didn't.

JL: Good thing you didn't cause you would have lost! Big time!

KC: I would've lost.

JL: Big time!

KC: Yes.

JL: Big time! Okay, now tell me about The Mighty. I must say you did wonderful. I saw this film and I had no idea what I was seeing, I just knew, there is this new movie and you were gonna be on, and okay, and Sharon is in it, and everything, I was really blown away. I thought it was a wonderful, wonderful story. Tell folks who you play and a little bit of what's it about.

KC: Um, my character is Kevin Dillon, um, but the movie, uh, I have morquio syndrome in the movie.

JL: Is that like muscular dystrophy or something?

KC: Uh, all I know about it is that your body grows to a certain point like Kevin Dillon's body grew to age 14, but his organs, like his heart and his brain keep growing.

JL: Oh I see, so he…

KC: Yeah, eventually. But the movie is about how these two kids form a partnership, and they go on quests because they like King Arthur and his noble knights and they read that and through the power of imagination they do good deeds.

JL: Well, it's really a wonderful story, and it's not like a kids story, it's an adult story that adults and kids can like, I mean, I just thought it was very enjoyable. Here it is, oh, here you're going to see your friend who's like, I call him the big dumb guy.

KC: No, that's not true, he's not dumb.

JL: Well, in the beginning that's what you think he is, but he's not really like that.

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my perhaps toxic trait is thinking that i would’ve thrived in the 90s

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I love how damon albarn is always so excited about making new music and improving musically. He’ll never stop making music and i love that so much (both for him and me lols)