ehaydon
ehaydon
Official Charles Milton Porter
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I'm a 29 year old from Florida and my hobbies include playing sad video games and watching people play sad video games. I sometimes draw too. She/They. White. Fuck off if you’re pro-ship.
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ehaydon · 1 month ago
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Throughout all of history, mankind has never created a more precise measuring tool than the infallible "eyeballin' it."
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ehaydon · 3 months ago
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So, I started playing Cookie Run Kingdom like 6 days ago and I just pulled my THIRD Burning Spice like bro pls I just want Mystic Flower
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ehaydon · 4 months ago
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I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles
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ehaydon · 4 months ago
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terribly charmed by my sibling sending me a voice message that just said “i just always take ibuprofen at the wrong time. i had a headache all afternoon, from three to eight pm and then i took an ibuprofen half an hour before the headache went away! i could have just saved an ibuprofen!”
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ehaydon · 4 months ago
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vishkar architect academy dorm room sneak peek
(inspired by @/hausofdecline)
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ehaydon · 4 months ago
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being the token horror movie guy in the family is so hard. what do you mean you dont wanna watch the having a bad time movie? What? What do you mean its scary?
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ehaydon · 4 months ago
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stand_down.mp4
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ehaydon · 4 months ago
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is it cool if I invite my decapitated head
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ehaydon · 4 months ago
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ehaydon · 4 months ago
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something interesting is happening on the nexus this week
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ehaydon · 4 months ago
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i love blocking people who hate pit bulls
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ehaydon · 4 months ago
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ehaydon · 5 months ago
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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.
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ehaydon · 5 months ago
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ehaydon · 5 months ago
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TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYING TO LOSE CONTROL SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE RAGING THROUGH MY BONES OH SHIT I’M FEELIN IT TAKYOOON HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLIN IT TAKYOOON
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ehaydon · 5 months ago
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