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Good morning! I’m salty.

I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.

This, right here? This is asking for consent. It’s a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you’re emotionally capable of handling it.

You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.

“Children are going to lie about their age” is probably true, but that’s the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.

If you’re not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don’t fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that’s holy, don’t blame anyone else for it.

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do u think omegaverse acknowledges covid-19 and the generation of people who permanently lost their sense of smell like how are they all scenting each other now is the omegaverse economy in shambles

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Damn, this is impressive.

Jumping on this trend with Rachel Amber :3

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For anyone interested in the World of Darkness universe, this Humble Bundle include the Vampire: the Masquerade 5th edition, Werewolf: the Apocalypse 5th edition, and Hunter: the Reckoning 5th edition rulebooks, along with a bunch of (mostly) Vampire supplements. If you're not interested in the World of Darkness universe but want to get some ideas on using vampires and werewolves in your fanfic projects, this bundle may also be of some benefit. $18 USD nets you all of the digital books, while $40 gets you three physical items as well. Personally, I'm going to limit myself to the digital books only as I don't have any use for the physical stuff, but your mileage may vary.

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dni unless you wanna hold hands at the haunted house

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I'm picturing Enid here.

As is so frequently the case im also thinking about werewolves who work in healthcare. Paramedic uniform with MEDICAL ALERT SERVICE DOG on the back.

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i love how there's the genre of fix-it fic where the author goes into great granular detail of how our heroes manage to avoid or undo whatever character death or other unpopular choice occurred, in a way that abides by the laws of the fictional universe and definitely required a substantial plot outline, and then there are fix-it fics where the author just went "that's bullshit and didn't happen," and we as readers all go "agreed. carry on."

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I want to see a work of fiction that reverses the "vampires are snobby upper class, werewolves are brutish lower class" stereotypes

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this hit me like a truck

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Imagine Yoko introducing herself to Divina like this.

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

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Gonna amend my January 2023 post with a pessimistic theory: what if that werewolf statue everyone's showing off with screenshots is a memorial to Enid?

IM SCREAMING I HOPE WE ARENT BEING QUEERBAITED

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This will likely go over everyone's head but I swear that after seeing this absolutely fantastic work, my first thought was, "Don't you ruuuuuuuuuuun from me!" And I couldn't stop laughing.

(extra credit to anyone who actually gets this reference)

Me when I catch you

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The biting will continue until morale improves. The biting will also continue after morale improves. The biting will continue, regardless of the state of morale. [biting noises]

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Rainbow Emotional Support Demon Plushie

My beloved friend recently got this adorable plushie and I wanted to share with everyone. Sadly, the rainbow variant is a limited edition pride plushie and isn't available any longer but the regular version should still be for sale.

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I love my friend

One of my beloved friends, when they're not getting me gag gifts in the form of Hello Kitty merch, has a habit of fueling whatever fandom I've currently engaged in. As I've never seen anyone post any images of the die-cast figurines before, I wanted to share.

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Ive seen people be like in modern fantasy like "oh the pritagonists can just look up spells on their phone how do you solve that"

Imma be honest most people who go on recipe websites and book every recipe they see don't even use them lmao why would with be different

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It's like a Swiss Army Knife of weaponry. The ultimate back-up piece. It answers the question of "What the hell is that?!" with "I dunno, but it's got to be vulnerable to something embedded on this."

Just need to think of a catchy name.

Apparently in China peach wood (Along with the rest of the plant) is believed to have properties that repel evil spirits, a little similar to silver in European legends or iron for both European fae and West Asian/Middle eastern Jinn. Taoists sometimes keep swords made of peach wood because of this. This made me realize something. If you took a peach wood stick, and attached studs to it of both silver and iron you'd end up with a club or staff (or mace, flail etc.) that would have the weaknesses of many kinds of supernatural creatures while still retaining effectiveness as a normal weapon (peach is a hardwood and silver's poor edge retention doesn't matter for studs). You could even keep adding new stud materials to get something ridiculous that affects over 120 catalogued folkloric monsters. Since you just need a few little studs you could even get some really expensive materials like meteoric iron (a thumb tip sized meteorite can still cost like 10-20 bucks I think). I could somewhat feasibly make a weapon that affects every monster ever thought to walk the earth, from vampires and werewolves to jinn and jiangshi and even mankind.