alayna, 24, she/they. media enthusiast
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that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.
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no snacks in the breakroom for the first day of pride month ? why does t*rget hate gay people...
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they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me
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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital
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so the cursed sword has been making a lot of sense lately
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can i say something non-pc. not woke if you will. uhh basically it's my opinion that if gay men are upset by the fact that more women are writing and publishing m/m romances. then gay men should be writing and publishing more m/m romances. but hey that's just how i see it.
CAVEAT. i also am upset that women are writing more m/m fiction but only bc i think they should be devoting their time and energy to a far more respectable line of work: writing f/f romance
#1. im not taking the opinion of someone who uses the term “achillean” to mean “gay” seriously. 2. this debate always seems#like mostly confined to y/a fiction which i also dont really take seriously#like you cant be mad that the adult novels you write about actual sex and sexuality are not big hits with the heartstopper fandom#y/a fiction has a much bigger audience bc most of the people reading it (y/a) have the free time to read avidly#and bc the novels are more likely to blow up on social media bc social media used more by young people to discuss their pop culture#interests. like yeah MOST authors who write for adult audiences are not getting the “viral” attention that the person who wrote red white#and royal blue are (sorry idk who wrote it lol)#but also this is maybe just my nostalgia talking but it is sad to me that some of my favorite m/m romances that i read as a teenager#no love for adam silvera ? no david levithan....
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normally buying swimsuit tops is such a nightmare for me but i'm ordering from this website bloomchic.com that seems to specialize in high support swimsuits so i'm feeling cautiously optimistic 😬
#finding cute plus size swimsuits irl is impossible theyre always so nothing. and these are actually cute#AND specifically built for people with large chests which is good bc usually even if i can find something nice they just dont have#like any support built in even for the larger sizes. and its like well how am i supposed to wear this genuinely.#AND they'll ship quickly. so if they dont fit or suck i can return them soon enough
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idk why when i'm shopping i never think to look online for what i need i just waste my time driving around to different stores (which is a lot of time bc i live in the countryside) turns out if you want a high support bikini top you can just like. google it
#i googled compression swim tops and the top results were all for binders. well i'd be lying if i said i NEVER thought about it. but#this isnt the time
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it took them three months to work up the courage to jerk off together
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just got SO excited abt the prospect of going to thr flea market this morning before realizing its actually only saturday and tomorrow, the only day they're open, I have work :/
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i really do try to love my fellow man and meet everyone with empathy or whatever. but at the end of the day. so many people in this godforsaken country are so goddamn stupid i don't understand how they've survived to adulthood
#like i know theres people all over the world who lack critical thinking skills but its extra bad here.#culture in the us (and also the uk tbh) just really encourages umm well being a dumb asshole#americans have a reputation for being unreasonably positive and optimistic and frankly its bc were too stupid to know better. fuck
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living in the countryside is crazy bc you'll be so miserable about how there's no public transportation and everyone's on meth and there's no jobs and nothing to do. and then one day you'll step outside and realize woah i am so blessed to live in am area rich in so much natural beauty. and then you wake up the next day miserable again
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i've been bingewatching dan da dan today and so far it's like this: 6 episodes of dick jokes and cool actions sequences. and for episode 7 ? the most devastating 23 minutes of television you've ever seen
#so emotionally destructive you almoat forgot that the whole reason this is happening is that a ghost stole his dick and gave it back#but accidentally lost his balls. one minute theyre searching for his balls and the next youre in tears
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Hi Yeah . id love to be a RPF writer at Transgender World . $100k please
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