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“I could fix her” well actually I like evil women and I’ll let her commit crimes in the name of love
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It happened a long time ago (Of course I told her the truth)
Her first language was not English, so… that happened.(´_`;;)
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a recent orville
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they should sell tumblr blue shirts with nothing on them. the only indication it’s tumblr merch would be on the interior tag. if you recognize the color in public that’s a personal problem
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mobile tumblr is a hostile realm. cold. uncaring. blanketed with ads and malfunction. all risk and no rewards to reap. desktop tumblr is a beautiful sanctuary. wide. open. honest. kept in check by 8497484732 thousand browser extensions
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Embrace
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im just someones weird sister
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Joining the war on fetish and kink on the side of the fetish and kink
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You can tell when someone’s frame of reference for “normal people” is more “people at the church sponsored ice cream social” and less “people on the bus”
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Don’t understand bitches who play hard to get. I’m easy to get. I’m a three star. Everyone has a version of me with my stats maxed out. People skip my voice lines when they pull for me. They sell duplicates of me so they can pull for those hard-to-get bitches.
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