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*There is a council of floating green eyeballs* *Danny has an ice core* *Ghosts all agree not to fight each other on Christmas* *And so much more!*

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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:')

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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

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finding out danny phantom fans are sick of dc/batman crossovers clogging THEIR tags is frying me idk why I never considered that. we are in the same damn boat omg

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"UM OP DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT THIS INNOCUOUS VIDEO/IMAGE/POST IS ACTUALLY FETISH CONTENT"

might not be true at all and might be puritan panic you bought into but ok

even if it IS true, ok?? and?? based

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Not what she meant but.

I mean it couldn’t hurt

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every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

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it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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Tenner

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this bug mf is gonna take tumblr by STORM i just know it

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Damnnnn I kinda need to die of carbon monoxide poisoning and then get cryogenically preserved and then have the company that preserved me go bankrupt and quietly dispose of my thawed body in a local culvert where I get eatennnnnn by some armadillos yes armadillos as their native habitat is expanding ever northwards

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I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao