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Social Anxiety will make you do weird things, such as holding onto an apple core for 45 minutes during a meeting because you’re too anxious to go to the trash can that’s 10 feet away
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Me as a judge
Me: what's they sign
Lawyer: your honor what do you mean?
Me: 😒 wus dey sign hoe
Lawyer: ummm....gemini your honor
Me: guilty
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So Google does math for you??
division
square roots
dividing percentages
IT EVEN FOILS
beautiful.
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my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills
like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money
but they hardly ever talked or saw each other
and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there
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