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shout out to this poor librarian seeing my white ass check out the qur’an, a japanese to english dictionary, a coding manual, and a dc comic collection all in one go-

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why did i choose the gargoyle apartment

why

what is it with the night gang and hanging out on my fucking roof

theyre so loud

id tell them to take their roughhousing elsewhere but trying to pinpoint what theyre doing by muffed shuffling is kinda funny

lost sleep be damned

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maybe at least I wont melt :P

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OOC

shout out to the talia & court of owls blogs that followed me BACK TO BACK

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it’s getting so hOT

AND HUMID

im gonna commit

at least it’s rainy enough that I dont implode

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no

hands were full

but I shoulda 😔

just saw red robin grapple straight into a billboard

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just saw red robin grapple straight into a billboard

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the joker isnt even an actual clown

why the FUCK is he called that

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aye aye captain 🫡

I’ll get them next shopping trip

in like a week

okay so I’ve got a snack table on my balcony for any vigilante etc. folks who may find it useful right?

I came out to get water last night

to Nightwing, who I have not seen in Gotham in months, and Red Hood *the crime lord*, arguing on my balcony

I hope they worked out whatever it was but what the hell

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okay so I’ve got a snack table on my balcony for any vigilante etc. folks who may find it useful right?

I came out to get water last night

to Nightwing, who I have not seen in Gotham in months, and Red Hood *the crime lord*, arguing on my balcony

I hope they worked out whatever it was but what the hell

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NOOOO I NEED THAT

Hey Gothamites!

Go drink some damn water. Bottled water.

Take care of yourself, please?

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head in hands

my water bottle’s empty and the Gotham tap water is the devil

what do you want from me

Hey Gothamites!

Go drink some damn water. Bottled water.

Take care of yourself, please?

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GOTHAM CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT.

GOTHAM CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT WHEN I CATCH YOU.

DOES NOBODY IN THAT FUCKING BUILDING KNOW HOW TO READ

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I hate having to go in in the mornings, you’d think with all the cloud cover it’d be less bright

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how gotham, crime capital gotham, is an easier place to be for me than the west coast I’ll never know

what a city

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I’m like 80% sure one of the bats is following me home

which fair

I work the late shift and thus look suspicious as hell going home

but like do you want a coffee or something??? goddamn