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Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is

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Word Bookstore

New York

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don’t mind me, just making bookish memes with my last two brain cells

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feel a sense of kinship and solidarity with every woman i see sitting alone in public reading a book

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David Sierra Listón

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*takes off glasses* *cleans said glasses* *put glasses back on* *walks one meter* *doesn’t see* *takes off glasses again* *already dirty, which make no sense whatsoever*

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Why are all the nice guys taken

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letting a traumatized character have their happy ending where they can recover from their trauma will always be a thousand times more powerful than killing them off for shock value

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It’s incredibly rude and disrespectful that my book isn’t editing itself right now.

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friend: why do you keep wearing the same clothes?

me: because my current story arc hasn’t ended yet

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some of you haven’t been so wrecked by a book that it’s all you can think about for days and days and your book hangover feels unending and it shows

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Very pleased with my new backpack.

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My biggest life goal is to one day write somebody’s favorite book.

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girl: *stares outside of window on train, looking pensive*

boy: she’s so beautiful, so thoughtful, my manic pixie Dream girl

girl: *to herself* how many donuts can i stuff in my mouth at 1 time

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the sexiest accessory is and always has been a little black cat that you carry around on your shoulder with whom you share a deep, inexplicable spiritual bond