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The time flew too quickly. It was awesome having this dude around. Big thanks to Veronica for letting us borrow him. Next time you need to be here too! <3 (at New York, New York)

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GUNNARS! #yaaasss

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Got to see The Devil Makes Three last night. Super fun! Awesome music! (at Terminal 5 New York)

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How I imagine my psion

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Beautiful poem...

she’s beauty..she’s grapes

She’s a bottle of wine LOL Had to share this one for you, Brenda! Tell the kids hello!

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#eyk #eatyourkimchi #meganasty #meetyourkimchi #simonandmartina

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#spudgycorn #eyk #eatyourkimchi #meetyourkimchi #usnasties

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It's happening! #eatyourkimchi #meganasty #usnasties #eyk #omfg #soexcited

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So many times...

Context: As the DM, I’ve designed a tower that has more floors than I’ve planned encounters. One of the early floors is a large trap room that really unnerves the party. I decide to make the next floor empty so they can have a chance to breathe and regroup.

DM: You climb up the stairs and arrive at the doorway of the next floor. It seems to have been ransacked; you notice some broken furniture and a collapsed bookshelf, but otherwise, the room is empty.

Barbarian: Bullshit. I’m gonna make a perception check for traps. *rolls an average roll*

DM: You don’t perceive any danger to you. It really seems like the room is empty.

Rogue: Yeah, I don’t trust that. I roll a perception check to specifically check the ceiling for traps. *rolls a good roll*

DM: *trying to suppress laughter* You perceive no traps in the ceiling.

Shaman: Don’t walk in! She’s doing the evil smile!

Barbarian: What the hell is the difficulty check on this thing?

Warlord: We’re all going to get murdered.

Fifteen minutes of increasingly specific perception checks later:

Rogue: The room is actually empty, isn’t it.

DM: That’s what I’ve been telling you!

Shaman: I hate you.

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This looks cool. Reposting to check it out later.

NO GODS NO DUNGEONS MASTERS 2.0 is real, we made it up. Want one? Working on an etsy store or some shit but for now if you want one you can send me an email at Ion@silversprocket.net and we’ll work it out like they did in the olden dayz.

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From this morning. Pattern my reflection. Less cloudy today. :)

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Clocking in. It's rainy today.

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I forgot how much I love the beach. Awesome day. :)

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Beach Day. :D

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Happy Father's Day to my amazing father!

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pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaabagels

The signs as JonTron reactions

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Got my ramen game goin strong. Chicken, red, yellow, and green peppers, red onion, celery, carrot, pepper, spicy red pepper flakes, and most importantly, cheese. Awww yis.