#jontron

[thiinka]

Any real 2016 Tumblr oldies remember this visual novel?

[doctorsiren]

I heard this today in a video and knew what I had to do

[sirartwork]

hey wait didnt you do a game grumps animated once. ive been looking for you for forever i like your stuff

The origin of my apparently iconic "Kirby's Fucking Pissed" meme

[imakemyownnotes]

[theknucklehead]

[twinchesterr]

The Michael saga in 4 seconds

[howlingday]

LOVE IS LIKE DRUGS

(War of the Roses song)

Ruby: We'll see you later, Jaune~! (Leaves, Dragging Weiss along)

Yang: Whoa...

Jaune: I know...

Yang: Don't blow it.

Jaune: You know I can't promise that.

Yang: Oh, I know.

Yang: By the way, was that birdshit on Weiss' dress, or a fashion statement?

Jaune: Knowing them? It was probably both...

Jaune: Bein' in love is like bein' on drug, without the potential brain damage~! Jaune: (Suddenly in an alley) Kisses are crack rocks you don't have to smoke with no life ruining baggage~! Yang: (Walking behind him) Where are we?! Jaune: No life ruining baggage and when we touch~! Nora: (Carrying boxes) When they touch~! Jaune: Ooh, when we touch~! Harriet: (Jogging by) Aaaaaah~! Jaune: I can feel it get me high; I can feel that dopamine rush~! And when we kiss~! Neon: (Skating behind) When they kiss~! Jaune: Ooh, when we kiss~! Tyrian: (Flashing people) Aaaaah~! Jaune: It satisfies my addiction without making me pass out in a pool of my PIIISS~! Jaune: (Sitting on bed at Beacon, Shows eviction notice) Being in love is like going flat broke, and gettin' kicked out of Beacon~! Yang: (Sitting next to him) But where are we, though? Jaune: They're like the dealer who's tryna collect~! Yang: What's happening?! Jaune: And get all the payment they're promised~! Jaune: (Tied up) Get all the payment she's promised~! Yang: (Tied up, Bewildered) Jaune: And when they speak~! (When they speak~!) Ooh, when they speak~! (Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~!) I can feel that chemical reaction make me weak~! Yang: (Stabbed, Screams) Jaune: And when we dance~! (When they dance~!) Ooh, when we dance~! (Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~!) It's the substance abuse that gives me all the delight without making me start a NAKED BAR FIIIGHT~! Jaune: (Curled on the couch) When they leave, I need another fix~. So desperate~. I can only be myself with another hit~. Didn't know the side effects would be so bad~. Gonna end up in rehab~. THAT MEANS MY ROOM WHERE I'M DROWNING IN A PILE OF CEREAL BAGS~! CEEEREAAAL BAAAGS~! Jaune: (Back at the diner) Being in love is like being on drugs without the potential of dying~! Snuggles are pills that you don't have to buy, unless you're that type of client~! Unless you're that type of client~! And when we touch~! Yang: When they touch~! Jaune: Ooh, when we touch~! Yang: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah~! Jaune: I can feel it get me high, but I still can't get enough~. And when we kiss~! Yang: When they kiss~! Jaune: Ooh, when we kiss~! Yang: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~! Jaune: It's at least as good as a dank-ass joint without making me rob my mom AT GUNPOOOINT! BEING IN LOVE IS LIKE BEING ON DRUUUGS~!

Jaune: ...So, I know that's kind of a long story, but, uh, main point is that I really like those two a little bit.

Yang: ...Cool.

Jaune: ...

Yang: ...Did that guy flash us?

Jaune: I think so.

Yang: I didn't really look back, but I thought-

Jaune: I think- I think I saw the man's parts...

[flowerbarrel-art]

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Ref:

[game-grumped]

Compilation of things I say all the time

[writebackatya]

I’m collecting Scott the Woz rap battles like they’re infinity stones

Scott the Woz vs. Scott Pilgrim - Discord Rap Battles

Scott the Woz vs. Nitro Rad - SIR Rap Battles

Jontron vs. Scott the Woz vs. AVGN - Fightmarker

Scott the Woz vs. Nathaniel Bandy - Powerofdan Rap Battles

Scott the Woz vs. Brian David Gilbert - JustGamer

Mondo Owada vs. Steel Wool - GamingPlush64

[kooldewd123]

to be completely honest i could have sworn i unsubscribed from jontron ages ago and words cannot describe the feeling of seeing this specific video appear in my subscription feed out of the blue

[inquirewithbillcipher]

Gravity Falls AU/OC Animation

Tumblr will not allow a video this size to be uploaded so I have placed this mighty work of silliness on TubeYou which you can enjoy by clicking this LINKIE:

In other news the YouTube god's are not allowing my brand new channel to place any external links into the description of my videos. So for the time being I want to give proper credit to the amazing artists who's charming OC's made an appearance in this short! @x0blivion - Ceaser

@ciphersummers - Shaw

@theautismgoblin - Celeste

@dipperpines-kin - Dayo

Two months from now I guess I can go back to the video and update with the links to the artists who deserve all the credit! Until then I am very sorry a Tumblr shout out is all I can seem to do > ~ <

LOVE YOU ALL

~ Spooki

[rayman-chibi-redrawn]

So apparently according to the french wiki, Betilla has an english, german, spanish and french cousin.

If i'm allowed to ask, how does that work? Do nymphs from other worlds consider each other cousins, or does Polokus have a sibling who have nymph children of their own?

"I know there is a chance that the Magician has foreign cousins of his own, but this is the first time I've ever heard of being the one who has cousins of my own. It's rather baffling to be sure... but there is some sort of explanation..."

"Fairies - or, nymphs, as we are also known as - are usually born inside flowers. The way that more than one of them can be considered siblings is if they were born from the same flower. For example, the flower I was in birthed me first, then Holly, then Edith, and so on and so forth. But considering the science between flowers' sexes, if pollinated, they can also produce seeds that grow into more flowers. Theoretically, the flower that my sisters and I were born from and the flower or flowers that my cousins were born from came from the same parent flower."

"At least... that's what I suppose happened..."

-Betilla

(Side note: here's where the audio I used came from)

[aquilinestudios]

Caine after episode 1 of TADC, probably: "Don't you worry Zooble, I didn't care about your opinion anyway!"

Caine in episode 3:

[dragon-razor-writings]

Clover: "This vodka is very special.

Clover: "Mainly because the distiller is completely off his bloody rocker."

[radiantrookie]

This feels wrong