elcanotorious

[elcanotorious]

"They tried to kill eachother!!" oh my godddd that was only a couple of timessss and they were literally flirtingggg shut uppppp

[elcanotorious]

*deep breath*

Canon ff7 Sephiroth working his way through The Good Place system.

[elcanotorious]

Shinra sends the Turks to recover the Ancients and Seph is just like

No.

Yesterday I had a whole idea about babyseph helps baby aerith and Ilfana escape Shinra so Ilfana doesn't die and she just sort of adopts this terrible monster child and raises him with her weewee Aerith and ugh I made myself so emotional about the idea of them getting out.

[elcanotorious]

*deep breath*

Canon ff7 Sephiroth working his way through The Good Place system.

[elcanotorious]

How are my sweetie pees

[elcanotorious]

Yesterday I had a whole idea about babyseph helps baby aerith and Ilfana escape Shinra so Ilfana doesn't die and she just sort of adopts this terrible monster child and raises him with her weewee Aerith and ugh I made myself so emotional about the idea of them getting out.

[elcanotorious]

The funniest thing in all of ff7 lore is that of out of all the complex and gray character motivations the series has, Genesis Rhapsodos is just a stupid silly backflipping coat spinning theatre kid weirdo who genuinely believes a melodramatic Shakespeare style play is real and is trying to act it out with his best friends against their will....

AND HE'S FUCKING RIGHT.

[elcanotorious]

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

[elcanotorious]

[elcanotorious]

The favor I want is… I want the power to forgive. a dark song dir. liam gavin, 2016

[elcanotorious]

My husband was overjoyed that his misogynist coworker finally quit. THE next day a different coworker came out as transfemme.

Imagine being such a shit toward women that one of them just waits in the closet until the moment you’re gone.

[elcanotorious]

Seriously, how did he get those clothes? Who dressed him?

[elcanotorious]

Between the lesbian that cant beat the monsterfucker allegations and the autistic man with the special interest, she really underestimated her crowd

[elcanotorious]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[elcanotorious]

phenomenon

[elcanotorious]

I feel this image on an indescribably primal level @heraldofcrow.

[elcanotorious]

My husband has to take the rabies vaccine series because the dept of health couldn't verify the dogs that attacked him were vaccinated.

And that sombitch looked at me and said "now I can pet raccoons".