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Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharoah’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharoah’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly
Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharoah’s wrath
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How have your kitties been recently? I always love to see pics of Lucky, he looks so soft!
he’s over there sitting on my gaming chair
It got chilly last night so he slept under the blankets with me
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Puppies can move in four exciting directions and play in three new modes
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tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????
its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????
8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????
what??????????????????????????????………………………..
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have you and wire mother always been on shaky grounds? were you ever friends?
She Was Everything To Me
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“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.
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“i’ll be your sword” okay. and. and im the sheath right. nnghhhh,,,
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