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Dating Mira Headcanons (Mira x male reader)

She leaves you for a woman

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WHO LET THIS MF COOK

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You can pry my Genderfluid NY headcanon out of my cold dead hands

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Fem!Kansas :D!!

I’m very very proud of this one, it might be my fav fem state drawing I’ve done so far lmao

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Fun fact! Florida.

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very glad that virginia is the one dealing w mass. bc i would have killed that loser w a gun and ill tell you that for free. imagine being super hot super cool super smart and all your brain power has to be used up on this asshole who literally breaks into your office at 3AM to tell you hes started a war. and you have to just go along w it. bc youre also insane and in love w him.

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I like the idea of Atsushi being very androgynous.

Dazai would struggle a lot not knowing if his crush is man or woman. Atsushi would definetly fuck around with him and would never reveal his (or maybe hers) gender.

I will draw some more about it in the future hopefully

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oh 😕

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When you have a funny meme to share with the group chat but everyone is venting in there

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I mean I think about you a lot so their has to be a chance

"i wonder if we ever think of each other at the same time."

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@the-muppet-joker

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Happy Pride Month everyone :D🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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A school district in Texas banned Virginia’s state flag and seal, and this is how I pictured that conversation going in the WTTT universe.

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        Gov opened a new binder to begin the next portion of the meeting. “Moving on, we have a series of bans that need to be discussed. Texas, you may begin.”

        “Nah, someone else can go first.” The Lone Star State anxiously shot a glance over to Virginia.

        Massachusetts snorted. “Six flags doesn’t want to [speaks northeast] talk about himself for once?”

        “Please continue, Texas. We have many more topics that we need to get through today.” Gov clicked out his pen.

       “Uh…well…I’m banning Virginia’s flag.” Texas kept his eyes locked on his Buc-ee’s cup, not blinking. Gov clicked his pen back shut and promptly disconnected from the conversation.

        “Excuse me?” Virginia paused his argument with Maryland and slowly turned his head to face him. His eyes were squinted in warning—daring Texas to go on.

        “So that’s where Gov gets it from,” Connecticut murmured to Delaware.

        The Lone Star State tipped the brim of his hat over his head, terrified to make eye contact. “It ain’t anything personal! It’s just that there’s…nudity on yer flag and I can’t let a bunch of—uh…third graders see that.”

        The Old Dominion placed his palms flat on the table, left eye twitching. “Oh, and what kinda nudity did you see on my flag, exactly?”

        “I don’t think we need all of the details!” He nervously laughed.

        “No.” Virginia’s nails dug into the table, leaving what were sure to be permanent marks. “You’re gonna tell me what exactly was so offensive.”

        Texas’s face turned a bright red as he mumbled something.

        “What was that, sweetheart?” He raised a brow.

        “There was frontal nudity…of y’know…” Texas made a vague gesture to his chest, looking about ready to die on the spot.

        “Ewwww…” Florida groaned, leaning into Louisiana’s space. “Why were you peeping on Virginia’s breasts?”

        “Wu-hat?! That’s not—” Horror bloomed across his face as Texas waved his arms in front of himself. “I wasn’t! I would never do that!”

        “Oh really?” The chaos state squinted at his phone, which most likely had a picture of the ‘offending’ flag. “Because this thing is pretty small. You would have to reeeaaally strain your eyes to see it.”

        “That’s not what I was saying at all! ‘Sides, I see Virginia as a more motherly figure anyhow, so that just ain’t—”

        Florida interrupted him with a gag. “Egh! That’s even worse! It’s like that thing with the Editus guy.”

        “Oedipus,” California corrected from the other side of the table with an eye roll.

        “I’m not—that’s—are y’all…?” Texas stuttered his halfhearted defense.

        “Texas?” He turned to The Old Dominion, veins freezing. Virginia flashed him a cold smile. “Meet me in my office after the meeting.”

        The Lone Star State jumped up from the table and bolted out of the meeting room door, leaving all of his stuff behind. Gov blinked a few times, mentally rebooting. “Uh… Are there any more bans we would like to cover this week?”

        “Yeah, I’m suing you.” California reached over the table to pass him a summons. “Your tariffs are hella threatening to my economy.”

        The Fed glanced back and forth between California and the document, glare growing on his face. “The topic was bans, not lawsuits.”

        The Golden State shrugged. “Well, then I’m banning you from creating tariffs.”

        “Hey, [speaks northeast].” Massachusetts elbowed him. “If you need any help with that, I know about two thousand [speaks northeast] off law students who’d be willing to help you out.”

        Florida gasped clapping his hands. “Loui! Cali and Masshole are going to go all Legally Blonde on their [technical glitch]! Quick, get the popcorn!”

        “Already on it, sha.” Louisiana passed him a comically large popcorn bucket.

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(Kinda old) Fem Cali sketches!!

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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

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“Why do children like to murder each other”

-Me

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Only sometimes/j

WAYNE'S WORLD (1992) dir. Penelope Spheeris