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soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably

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hate when youtubers change the title and thumbnail on an existing video to drive new engagement. this is not my beautiful house this is not my beautiful wife.

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The way this was my first thought and then I opened the comments

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hello white transgender person. in front of you is a computer displaying a post by a trans person of color discussing racism within the trans community. you may either respond to the post or close the window and move on. if you choose to respond to the post, just know that if you say anything to the effect of "it's not that big a deal", the bomb i have placed under your chair will explode. good luck.

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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

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hello, this is all i have to offer

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I have achieved Enlightenment

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castletown retirement home

inspo:

continuing my pursuit of being their biggest advocate

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since the teens brought back scene fashion without bringing back skinny jeans they've reinvented L death note

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yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

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get my pussy up.....get my money up...... (chanting) (barren stone temple) (voice reverberating) get my pussy up...... (cobweb sounds) (crumbling support beams) (emptiness) get my money up.....

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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screaming

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ERM THIS TOOK A BIT TOO LONG

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deltarune fans who havent played undertale yet its on sale again forrrrr

a pittance because it is the steam summer sale. go have fun lads