eldritchflapper
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Odysseus: *hands baby Telemachus to Athena*
Athena: Wow, he's heavy.
Athena, touching Ody's forehead: I hope the labour wasn't too hard for you?
Odysseus:
Odysseus: It was fine.
Penelope: *sniggering*
Odysseus, to Penelope: Please can I just tell her the truth now?
Penelope: Nope.
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🕯 May you have the 🕯
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🕯 of thirst dreams of 🕯
🕯 whatever fictional 🕯
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popular fanon will kill patient. he needs source material to live.
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something something the fact that Ares, Athena's rival, is the one to ask if she's dead.
at the end of the day, she's still his sister.
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Zeus really thought his game is unbeatable, cause there's no way everyone in his family agrees on something lol
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You could say that the joui 4 share a jouint brain cell
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me, unsure of how to add an additional piece of context to my sentence:
the humble parentheses:
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i don't know whose translation this is from but such a funny way to put it
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Life is really not daijobu rn...
#gonna have to move AGAIN#After I just moved 🫠🫠🫠#because my landlord roommate wants me to constantly keep the house as clean as a hospital#and I'm so weary after 2 weeks#and I have to look for housing in August which is always hellish cause every student is also looking for housing desperately in August#and school starts in September but I am merely a poor independent student#I'll do it but I'm going to whine & sob with snot as I'm doing it 👍👍👍
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Not now kitten, Daddy's simultaneously WINNING while on the verge of tears and about to Mc'fuckin LOSE IT 🫠🫠🫠🥴🥴🥴
#call me Nagito Komaeda the way my luck is going#cause I'm simultaneously manic and depressed and I think I'm going to lose it at any second#sincerely things are not going well and also the best I've had in a long time#Help me and Victorious are both playing and drowning each other out at the same time#🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
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Having ur main emotional response be crying is so embarrassing like ill be trying to explain why im mad or ill try having a serious convo abt smthn that upsets me and ill start crying like a baby and i have to like turn around and go “i am not crying 4 pity or to emotionally manipulate u im crying cuz im a little bitch, give me a sec”
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You don’t realize how much your country’s national security depends on your queen being able to turn into a dragon until she’s out of town during a coup attempt
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humans are incredible. we invented all kinds of new things that never existed just to jack off to them
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