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eldritchshapeshifter · 4 days ago
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Sorry I keep abandoning my tumblr for like. Weeks. I’m in the process of moving houses and having a rlly shitty sleep schedule
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eldritchshapeshifter · 7 days ago
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I need more Truthlessage fics,,I’ve read almost all of them,,,I also need more fics where PV crashes rhe fuck out,,,oouuugggghhhh
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eldritchshapeshifter · 7 days ago
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I mean. I also have like. A whole series of fics I’ve been planning to write but I don’t feel like it so.
You ever remember that you are. Creative
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eldritchshapeshifter · 7 days ago
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The problem is that they take for fuckign ever to write
You ever remember that you are. Creative
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eldritchshapeshifter · 7 days ago
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I just. I remembered that I have the ability to write a fucking chat fic,,,
You ever remember that you are. Creative
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eldritchshapeshifter · 7 days ago
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You ever remember that you are. Creative
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eldritchshapeshifter · 11 days ago
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Just curious. I ❤️ data
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eldritchshapeshifter · 11 days ago
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My mom keeps being really contradictory bc we were talking about my birthday a while ago and I said I wanted a piercing and she was like “oh what kind” and I just looked at her and I was like “well I’m only allowed to get ear piercings” and she was like “Nik…how old are you gonna be..” and I was like “OH! Can I get a septum then” and she was like sure whatever.
So I asked her yesterday when I could get the piercing and she was like “what piercing” And I’m standing there like. wdym? So I tell her and she’s like “oh your not getting a septum piercing and I wont pay for it”…..HUH?? YOU TOLD ME I COULD???
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eldritchshapeshifter · 11 days ago
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[Image ID: edited screenshot of Evil Xisuma and Helsknight replying to each other on twitter. Helsknight tweets “I am going to have SEX tonight!”. Evil Xisuma replies “Alone or with somebody ?”. Helsknight then replies back “I dont accept criticism or roasts from people who invest in CRYPTOCURRENCY!”]
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eldritchshapeshifter · 11 days ago
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I DID IT
We all know the meme
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Well, I went digging further and found the backstory.
It all starts in highschool (or early college)
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(for time sake we’ll call blue shirt, girl 1 and the other girl, girl 2.)
Girl one begins to grow feelings for girl two.
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She get jealous of the man and decides to become best friends with girl 2
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soon girl two grows feeling for girl one
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Soon, the time of the meme takes place
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She finds out that he cheated on her by finding messages on his phone
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eldritchshapeshifter · 11 days ago
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eldritchshapeshifter · 11 days ago
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stop being silly in front of me
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eldritchshapeshifter · 11 days ago
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not to be a nerd but it’s so crazy how he (Bernini) really did that from cold hard stone……. truly a spectacle, truly breathtaking, an honor to behold
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eldritchshapeshifter · 11 days ago
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eldritchshapeshifter · 11 days ago
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if you are not capable of acknowledging that many trans men experience misogyny then i dont think you have a very good understanding of misogyny or transphobia
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eldritchshapeshifter · 11 days ago
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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed
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eldritchshapeshifter · 11 days ago
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