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Im being normal you’re not being normal

Im being normal you’re not being normal

Im being normal you’re not being normal

Im not being normal you’re not being normal

Im not being normal you’re not being normal

Im a good puppy…

Bryony Vertfield from Floretpups

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Weeeeeeeeeeeeee happier as a floret than an independent for sure :3

Social media in the Terran Accord be like

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No but it does mean you’re a floret

I swear some Affini assume way too much, just because I’m five nothing and wear a lot of pink and fancy dresses doesn’t mean I’m a princess

Hmphh 😤 insolent commoners

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Im pretty sure this just signs you up for voluntary domestication bc I kept saying it to my Hab AI and Affini kept stopping by and getting sad I was already domesticated

Reasons why you might request a wellness check from the Affini

- your Hab is too hot

- your hab is too cold

- your tummy hurts

- your plushy fell off the bed but you can’t get it because you’re SO cozy

- you lost your tablet

- you are having trouble keeping your habplants alive

- you can’t figure out what to wear

- you suspect you are feeling feralists thoughts

- you are just kinda lonely

- you’re not lonely but you think it would be better with friends over

- you want to talk

- you don’t want to talk (you should want to talk, to the Affini at least)

- you need a bedtime story

- you begin getting existential feelings such as “why are we all here”, or “do I have a greater purpose in life” (the Affini know the answers to these questions)

- you burnt yourself

- you burnt your dinner

- you burnt your cereal

- you are happy

- you are sad

- you do feel cute (the Affini will confirm this)

- you don’t feel cute (the Affini will make you feel cute, and then confirm it)

- you have other sophonts over

- you aren’t sure what to do with your Notice of Intent to Domesticate

- you aren’t sure why you haven’t gotten any Notices of Intent to Domesticate

- you wanna watch a movie

- you want cuddles (mention this in your request so the Affini can bring Class A’s with them)

- your neck is feeling bare and you think a collar might fix it

- your overnet connection is not working (this is critical, it must always be working so the nice Affini can chat with you online)

- you want someone to go out about the station with you

- you are feeling particularly domesticatable

- you are not feeling particularly domesticatable

- you are locked in

- you are locked out

- you find your heart beating at regular intervals

- you are breathing

- you are existing

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Oh yea that’s a reason yall are both getting wellness checked

(But then you get to live together and with a nice Affini so it’s a win)

Reasons why you might request a wellness check from the Affini

- your Hab is too hot

- your hab is too cold

- your tummy hurts

- your plushy fell off the bed but you can’t get it because you’re SO cozy

- you lost your tablet

- you are having trouble keeping your habplants alive

- you can’t figure out what to wear

- you suspect you are feeling feralists thoughts

- you are just kinda lonely

- you’re not lonely but you think it would be better with friends over

- you want to talk

- you don’t want to talk (you should want to talk, to the Affini at least)

- you need a bedtime story

- you begin getting existential feelings such as “why are we all here”, or “do I have a greater purpose in life” (the Affini know the answers to these questions)

- you burnt yourself

- you burnt your dinner

- you burnt your cereal

- you are happy

- you are sad

- you do feel cute (the Affini will confirm this)

- you don’t feel cute (the Affini will make you feel cute, and then confirm it)

- you have other sophonts over

- you aren’t sure what to do with your Notice of Intent to Domesticate

- you aren’t sure why you haven’t gotten any Notices of Intent to Domesticate

- you wanna watch a movie

- you want cuddles (mention this in your request so the Affini can bring Class A’s with them)

- your neck is feeling bare and you think a collar might fix it

- your overnet connection is not working (this is critical, it must always be working so the nice Affini can chat with you online)

- you want someone to go out about the station with you

- you are feeling particularly domesticatable

- you are not feeling particularly domesticatable

- you are locked in

- you are locked out

- you find your heart beating at regular intervals

- you are breathing

- you are existing

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I like mistress Aurelia’s definition of “women in STEM” wayyyyy better

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Reblog if you

1. Want to get pegged by a 9-15 foot tall plant women

2. Your Flort looks REALLY cute right now

Or

3. You could absolutely DEVOUR some garlic bread right now

But don’t say which one it is

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Are there xenodrugs that mess with my perception of time and short term memory I want to ramble about my special interests and not worry about how long im talking if I repeat myself and get the joy of every “aww what a cute floret so fascinated by her hobbies” as if it were the first time I’ve heard it that day.

Is it voyeurism if I do this in a park on the station and let all the Affini hear me talk about my tuoys

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Hey! Hey! Fellow floret

You’re cute

But am I a good girl? Did you ever think of that? Come off anon so I can have mistress Aurelia tell you how much of a good floret I am in person and she can give you lots of xenodrugs so you can’t disagree and then we kiss and…

What was I talking about? Oh. Umm… no u. Now, excuse me while I have to go take care of something personal

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Little one, did you know you are a absolute cute, adorable and pretty little floret? Your mistress must be so proud and lucky to have such a good girl like you~

I’m a little jealous, little deer~

— Akane Evergrove, first bloom

There’s a nonzero chance I know who this is and if I do I have to say I’ll never admit how melty it made me feel nuh uh no way

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You can’t just say this and not schedule it smh

Floret fight club but they aren’t fighting they are covered in class A’s and taking turns aggressively domming the other and whoever breaks first loses and get ganged on by at least 5 other florets and/or affini

Thoughts?

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Floret who keeps insisting her Affini is dragon coded and calls herself the treasure and their Hab the lair and the Affini continually gets more and more exhausted with the comparison and explaining “you know dragons are an allegory for capitalistic and feudalistic hoarding of wealth and accumulation of power and that has some connotations that I don’t think are appropriate and I’d really like you to stop making the connection” until the Affini just decides “fuck it” and administers class L’s via medicated pollen as a breath weapon and the floret fails her saving throw (aka goes full noodle mode and can’t help but be blissed out for a week)

One must imagine a dragon Affini guarding her floret like treasure

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I used to know a guy who would eat starbursts in Oreos his ass would be on Class-O’s instantly

If weird food tastes get you florted then I am even more cooked

It would go like

Cw my aprently awful food taste

"What are you eating, petal"

"Ravioli with Italian dressing"

Gets picked up and dragged off

On a side note it is really good get the right kind one that is creamy and tangy melt some mozzarella on top

And sorry if you are Italian, you probably had a heart attack reading this

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Okay my mind is soft and impressionable when is the part when an Affini tells me im a good girl and make a wonderful floret and don’t need to worry myself with having thoughts or awareness and I can just be a mindless pet im getting antsy

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Update: I ended up deepthroating the vine and forgot what I was doing. Oopsies

From what you know, I gotta question. Since Terrans need to inhale oxygen and exhale waste carbon dioxide during air exchange, does the Affini need oxygen or carbon dioxide to breathe? Or do they not need to breath? But since they are Sentient (hot) plant people, would they even use the carbon dioxide to breathe? I’m all over the place I know, sorry and bye!

Uhhh I don’t actually know. BRB gonna go breathe on mistress’s leaves to see if she grows

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From what you know, I gotta question. Since Terrans need to inhale oxygen and exhale waste carbon dioxide during air exchange, does the Affini need oxygen or carbon dioxide to breathe? Or do they not need to breath? But since they are Sentient (hot) plant people, would they even use the carbon dioxide to breathe? I’m all over the place I know, sorry and bye!

Uhhh I don’t actually know. BRB gonna go breathe on mistress’s leaves to see if she grows

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Im at the domestication center. Im at the Taco Bell. Im At the combination domestication center and Taco Bell

if i'm putting anything from the backlog, here have the combination domestication center/taco bell.