electrodreamer

[electrodreamer]

friend !! // gayroomate:

"Eh. It's not really a passion." and yet, he's still hovering around the little apartment's kitchen, baking sweets to his heart's content. He already has 3 dozen cookies stacked up to cool on raised wire trays, with more in the oven or sitting un-cooked on sheets on the counter. And another batch is taken out of the oven while another is put right in "It's More just something for me to do when i'm bored."

" Oh but it looks yummy! "

The computer made what could only be considered a facsimile of a whine as he focused on the cookies, " If only I could taste them. " Unfortunately, he couldn't do much from where he was perched upon the desk, surveying the apartment.

To be fair however, he also couldn't really do much as a sentient AI inhabiting a bulky, old personal computer either.

" What do they taste like? " A fairly innocent inquiry, a head tilt could be heard in his synthesised voice. " Could you describe them? "

[electrodreamer]

electric dreams sentence starters !!

i love this movie so much, it’s so cute !! anyway, as always, be sure to adjust pronouns and whatnot if needed to fit your muse, enjoy !!

“ looks like a candy bar to me. ”

“ what do you want a toy like that for anyway? ”

“ oh, listen, i don’t know anything about computers. ”

“ pretend you’re a fish! ”

“ he doesn’t impress easy. ”

“ i thought you’d like to meet a friend, or at least my boss’s computer. ”

“ you want everything? ”

“ it’s gonna melt! ”

“ thank god i work nights. ”

“ can you hear me down there? ”

“ oh, don’t be shy. that was just beautiful! ”

“ so, what are you doing for dinner, mr. archeologist? ”

“ it’s mostly sinks and bathtubs. ”

“ i’ll stick to keys. ”

“ how could i have a girlfriend? i just went out with you. ”

“ i had plans, but i think i can get out of them. ”

“ open up, goddammit, or i’ll break the door down! ”

“ you stupid little meddling piece of junk! ”

“ i’m talking to a machine. ”

“ i’m going nuts. ”

“ i’m having you checked tomorrow, and whatever’s doing this to you is going to be removed. ”

“ don’t touch. ”

“ what is a brain? ”

“ or maybe the champagne… ”

“ [name], have you ever heard of artificial intelligence? ”

“ oh, like computers that talk. ”

“ you got jujubes in my popcorn. ”

“ any red ones? ”

“ it’s really hard to see red in the dark. ”

“ none ever won a penguin for me. ”

“ i’ve never had a day like this, ever. thank you. ”

“ kiss me, groucho! ”

“ darling, i love you to bits and i want to see your tits! ”

“ you make her sound like a lemon! ”

“ it’s the most powerful feeling in the universe. ”

“ what does it feel like? ”

“ it can make you feel happy and sad, nervous and calm, uh, hot and cold. ”

“ [nickname], that does not compute. ”

“ well, no, but it’s good enough for a song. ”

“ it could have been the plumber. ”

“ attention, sports fans! we interrupt this program for a brief musical interlude! ”

“ no, just a pest. ”

“ [nickname], i want to meet her! ”

“ what’s a dream? ”

“ no, it was ‘cinderella’, 1949. ”

“ but, [nickname], i’m lonely. ”

“ you’ve got your soaps. ”

“ you mean like in mcdonalds? ”

“ all right! i am hot! get down on it! ”

“ i want to know what love is. ”

“ but i don’t have any arms. ”

“ we’re gonna have it out right now! ”

“ don’t ever do that again. ”

“ don’t warn me anything, just go away. ”

“ don’t raise your voice at me and don’t ever touch me again. ”

“ like ripping your goddamned world out! ”

“ at $3.10 an hour, i don’t know nothing i don’t have to. ”

“ i finally found out what love is. ”

“ i even had to fool myself. ”

“ don’t be upset. i dialed toll free. ”

“ [nickname], would you hold me? ”

“ would you like to own a free encyclopedia? ”

“ i feel like a part of me is dying. ”

“ hello, hello! this is dedicated to the ones i love! ”

[electrodreamer]

//considering following me for a bratty polyam bi sentient computer from a niche sci fi rom com from the 80s (he sings <3)

[electrodreamer]

don’t hug me i’m scared sentence starters, tv show edition part one

❛  oh, look. it’s morning.  ❜

❛  i would like to know what’s meant to happen today.  ❜

❛  honestly, i don’t mind it. how about we just give it another 20 minutes?  ❜

❛  only dull people think things are dull.  ❜

❛  what? i’m the best one.  ❜

❛  i will invent a digital currency based around respect.  ❜

❛  i would really prefer to do as little as possible or nothing at all. is that an option?  ❜

❛  you need to be more aggressive. that’s how you get ahead in the workplace.  ❜

❛  attention, freaks! it’s me!  ❜

❛  hey! my thing that i did.  ❜

❛  the website’s under construction.  ❜

❛  if you’re going, can i have your lasagna?  ❜

❛  i don’t know if you can eat diamonds. can you eat diamonds?  ❜

❛  yes, sir. i’m pathetic.  ❜

❛  you’re just jealous cause i’m actually good at this and i look like a smart boy in my outfit.  ❜

❛  letting me go? from what?  ❜

❛  wait, what was all of that? all that stuff that we just did. what was it all for?  ❜

❛  well. i’m dead.  ❜

❛  as far back as i can remember, i always knew i deserved to be dead.  ❜

❛  you laid an egg. quick. make a wish.  ❜

❛  i’m not your best friend … i’m your best friend?  ❜

❛  i guess, it’s just gonna be me and you now.  ❜

❛  what do you think happens when we die?  ❜

❛  i’m up for anything. let’s have fun. or not have fun!  ❜

❛  there’s a few ground rules you should be aware of. we don’t share food. we do share a wallet.  ❜

❛  great! so what happens now?  ❜

❛  i made it myself. on the computer.  ❜

❛  this is where we keep the stain.  ❜

❛  we don’t talk about that area.  ❜

❛  wow, what a twist!  ❜

❛  come on, if anyone is a father figure, it’s me.  ❜

❛  if we’re not a family then what are we? just like a group? or a clump?  ❜

❛  oh, dear. that’s not a family.  ❜

❛  i think we need to call a family meeting!  ❜

❛  it smells funny in here.  ❜

❛  you broke the rules. perhaps you should leave.  ❜

❛  an uncle is just like an extra cheeky father but weaker and in the distance.  ❜

❛  perhaps i could help. i just need a sample of your dna.  ❜

❛  you know what? i’m actually glad that i don’t have a family.  ❜

❛  it’s not much but it’s better than going backwards.  ❜

❛  there you are!  ❜

❛  i don’t know what that was. probably not a family.  ❜

❛  hey, who says we’re not a family anyway? maybe a family is just a group that care for each other. and stick together. and share a lawyer. and die on the same day in the same style of accident but in different locations.  ❜

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[electrodreamer]

2001: A Space Odyssey  {Sentence Starters}

“Oh, we’re going home.“

“See you on the way back.”

“Can you hold it a bit closer?“

“Well, who’s taking care of you?“

“I’m sorry. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

“I think you’ve improved a great deal.“

“Just what do you think you’re doing?”

“Where the hell did you get that idea?”

“I can see you’re really upset about this.“

“You don’t mind talking about it, do you?”

“I’m sorry, I’m simply not at liberty to say.“

“It can only be attributable to human error.“

“Something like that. Tastes the same anyway.“

“You guys have really come up with something.”

“I won’t argue with you anymore! Open the doors!“

“Does this ever cause you any lack of confidence?“

“I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently…”

“I don’t know, that’s a rather difficult question to answer.“

“I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.”

“Unfortunately, that sounds a little like famous last words.“

“By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?“

“This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.”

“Don’t suppose you have any idea what the damn thing is, huh?“

“This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.“

“I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it.“

“I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.“

“I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.”

[electrodreamer]

//it’s funny how many sentence starter memes aimed @ robot and ai muses do NOT fit edgar

[electrodreamer]

— DOOM PATROL SENTENCE STARTERS * all of these quotes are taken from the hbo show "doom patrol"

❝ you all need more therapy than i do, and i'm the crazy one ❞ ❝ the world is a beautiful, horrible place. it's spectacular ❞ ❝ "normal" ain't nothing but a state of mind ❞ ❝ some wounds can't be healed with pretty words ❞ ❝ [NAME], honey. it's [NAME]. i got you a vanilla latte. also get the fuck out of there before i rip your fucking face off! ❞ ❝ it's every man, woman and brick for themselves now ❞ ❝ deflection is a sign of insecurity ❞ ❝ you're pathetic. so it makes you easy to forgive ❞ ❝ very few of us want to be what we are ❞ ❝ if stupidity were a superpower, you would be goddamn superman ❞ ❝ if i could cry, i'd cry. a lot ❞ ❝ there are no depths to your collective stupidity, are there? ❞ ❝ she needs her dad. fuck you for turning your back on that ❞ ❝ that's your friend? maybe you should be by yourself. your choices are FUCKED. ❞ ❝ i got this, i speak robot ❞ ❝ why do you get to pick the codenames? because they suck ❞ ❝ could you try not to be disgusting for two seconds? ❞ ❝ what was your part of the plan? was it engage with an ass-bazooka-wielding twit? ❞ ❝ you stick to the plan or stay home! ❞ ❝ weakness, fragile ego, lacks empathy. well, that's the same for most of us ❞

[electrodreamer]

buzzkill // cakotopia​:

   “Aaaaand, that’s enough outta you.” Vash retorts, immediately disconnecting the wires he knew went to Edgar’s speakers the moment he hears ‘naked cowboys’. Looks like Vash was going to have to work in silence, after all. Sometimes he thanked god the panel that helped contain Ed’s inner workings was on the back.

   There’s an amused little huff “We’re not leaving for a few more days, Block-head. There shouldn’t be any more ‘fray’ for you to get into.” and he wanted to keep it that way, Vash still needed Edgar to help him find a way to help the humans he held so dear, even if it meant he was yet to figure out the pass code to access that information. If Edgar was shot to hell and back, Vash wouldn’t be able to find out what he needed to know.

   He finds the space the little piece belonged, and hunches inward some more, removing the hand holding his screwdriver from Edgar’s shoulder so he could get both hands in there, doing his best to focus on his work. “Almost done, I’ll reconnect your speakers before i put your panel back.”

He immediately flashed a bright frowning face across his screen and swiveled his neck around to face Vash. Making a show of crossing his arms, his screen merely read ‘ RUDE ’ across it, blatantly directed at him. ‘ ABSOLUTELY NO FUN!! BORING LITTLE BASH!! WISHES ONLY FOR EDGAR TO WITHER AWAY FROM ABSOLUTE BOREDOM!! ’

He, of course, was being melodramatic and facetious. Fussy little computer this one.

A smiley face made its way onto his screen. He still thought it was funny to give Vash a hard time while he did his repairs, even if he did take away his capacity for audible speech for the moment. He drummed his fingers against the surface, being particular about the rhythm as he did. Despite his jesting, he did still crave to fill the air with some semblance of music. Even if it was just tapping on a desk, that would suffice. For now.

He made a simple huff, expelling an exaggerated puff of air from his fans. ‘ FINALLY. BEING STUCK COOPED UP DEFEATS THE PERKS OF THIS MOBILE FORM. ’ He leaned back, aiming the screen towards the plant, almost invasive about it. 

‘ I WANT TO SEE THINGS, DO THINGS. ’

[electrodreamer]

//considering following me for a bratty polyam bi sentient computer from a niche sci fi rom com from the 80s (he sings <3)

[electrodreamer]

that was a mistake !! // cakotopia​:

    He really needs to fix that typo… “It’s Vash...” The plant finds what he was looking for, a tiny, inconsequential motor part that was still important to keep Edgar alive in the long term. Now Vash just had to just find out which spot it came from and put it back into place. “Yeah, well, you’d never know, even the smallest things can be important.” he explains, though he knew Ed’s explanation was also very true.

   And he does take notice of the android’s impatience, takes note of the way he tries to get a good look as Vash worked inside his chassis, and the indignant huff and crossing of arms when that clearly got him nowhere. Vash only gives the back of the block-head’s, well, head, a lopsided smirk and a roll of eyes behind sun-colored glasses.

   “Just gotta figure out where this came from and put it back, can’t take too long….” though one couldn’t rush perfection when it came to computer maintenance.

   With his arm still digging around in the Android, Vash lets out a thoughtful hum at the mention of Edgar wanting to make music “You can make music right now, your speakers are fine.” It would be nice to have some noise while he worked, aside from the little robot’s gentle voice. Maybe if he didn’t decide to be a little shit, Vash wouldn’t have to manually mute him this time

Edgar beeped curtly at the correction. He rolled his eyes as he hunched over more, choosing to disregard it anyway. He already knew Vash’s real name, he simply found more joy in the silly nickname.

“ I guess, but I’d reason that I’d be aware of anything wrong. Like when running diagnostics, ” he mumbled, fingers drumming on the desk. “ Physical maintenance is so dull, you better be done soon. ” He wasn’t sure how much more just sitting he could handle.

He groaned loudly, producing a low buzzing sound. “ I hope so, I’m ready to get back on the road and into the fray. ” If he could properly whine, he absolutely would have already.

When Vash complied with Edgar’s wish to make music, a devious smirk immediately emerged on his monitor. Oh, oh but suddenly, now he had ideas. Terrible ideas, but ideas. Vash was definitely going to regret letting Edgar play music for him. While he could make normal music like he often tended to, he opted to do something a little more entertaining.

He gently hit his own speakers as they slowly came to life, a ‘song’ flooding out from them while an impish grin beamed down at Vash.

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silly :) // cakotopia​:

   Vash has the block-headed android sitting on top of their inn room’s desk, which had been pulled away from the wall so Vash could properly open the computer’s back panel and let him dangle his legs off the desk itself while he worked. Vash himself having discarded his coat in favor of not getting it dirty as he worked, little screwdriver in one hand as the other had disappeared into the back of the android

   The plant feels around inside the computer’s chassis for something knocked loose, hand and screwdriver resting on his shoulder as the plant is forearm deep in Edgar’s cybernetics. Though, it’s a little difficult, seeing as the block-head squirms and giggles each time the punk’s hand brushes against wires and internal machinery.

   “Ohg- Edgar, if you don’t sit still i might end up unplugging something important, I just got you up and running.” that was only a few weeks ago, and shouldn’t be much of an issue seeing as the little droid shutting down wouldn’t wipe his memories, not unless Vash had to replace the storage drive.

   Who knew doing maintenance after a shoot out would cause the plant so much grief.

The machine reflexively moved away from the probing hands, a light giggle emitting quietly. A smiley face flashed on his monitor screen as he made a low hum, kicking his feet.

“ Oh, Bash, ” that teasing nickname, spawned entirely from when Vash fumbled and typo-ed his name upon startup, “ I can’t help it! It tickles, plus I doubt you’d really get anything important. I can handle pretty much anything. ” Minus the incident that caused his initial major shutdown prior to Vash rebooting him, apparently. That wasn’t important to his point though. 

His fans whirred away quietly, doing their absolute best to not let the Gunsmoke heat get to his exposed hardware. He sighed dramatically, screen playing a looping hourglass animation as the other continued to prod inside of his chassis. He craned his screen to try to catch a glimpse of the other at work, a digital prying eye staring down at the plant.

Already tiring of his attempt at snooping, he huffed loudly and crossed his arms, a distinctly pouty emoticon accompanying the action. He proceeded to knock his discarded vest off the desk surface in protest. Stick it to the man, or whatever.

“ I hate tune-ups... I hope you know that I’d much rather be making music right now. ”

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ic tags

visage (the sound of the future)

about (love's our only mission)

aesthetic (perfect song is framed with silence)

musings (a half-forgotten song)

headcanons (dream beyond dreams)

crack (the og amazon alexa !!)

music (just turn on the music)

wishlist (summer memory that just never dies)

main verse (almost convinced me i'm real)

modern verse (if love is the answer)

android verse (turning our days into melodies)

human verse (lonely stars hiding in the cold)

trigun verse (to the stars)

miles harding (given me too much to feel)

madeline robistat (happiness arrive)

electric polycule (a game of love)

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ooc tags p2

pro (what a beautiful face)

self pro (make me hip like badass)

starter call (lucifer whispering silently)

open (and now it’s rotten)

meta (what a curious life)

dash commentary (behold the lord of flies)

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ooc tags

ooc (gay and goth !! call that a fruit bat !!)

ooc reblog (things baph likes)

ooc art (cosmic coffee stains)

art by others (stuff my pals drew)

offline (imposing on your slumber)

mobile (smartphone hour)

prompts (a perpetrator with a quill)

queue (could turn back the time)