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Touchscreen was the first engineering mistake made that spread like plague in medival times or HIV by male whores.

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Soaping wet cat

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"You're so heartless!" how DARE you say that, I committed so much malpractice to get this many hearts as I have now >:|

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if a male character doesn’t wear a shirt consider making his female counterpart topless too

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I love the autogenerated chapter titles for podcasts on spotify. Absolute nonsense. Here are some of my favorites from Wonderlust

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Yoink

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who hurt you for you to make such a devastating character bizly

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I wish that if people are gonna portray Ralsei as evil they would characterize him correctly instead of the cliche ass “muahaha I was just pretending to be cute and friendly I was evil this whole time”. if he was a villain he would still be the most insecure little loser about it and try to sincerely convince Kris that. nevermind I just found the funniest image ever

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more minecraft titbits

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me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

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Religious art leaves out the best part and it’s such a goddamn shame. Livestock, Agriculture and Food is an integral part of any culture and we all need to be pushing for more realistic sheep in religious art. #FATTAILSFORJESUS

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it must suck to do an assassinate and have everyone cheering you on and hyping you up cuz you can’t tell anyone you did it. you have to keep that information to yourself.

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vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold