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The sex-themed Magic Anon list (All NSFW!)

Sex Pollen: That tickle in the muse's nose? It's not hayfever, it's a pervy plant, and for the next (Anon decides) the muse is going to want to shag everything that moves. Especially if it moves in front of them.

Marathon: For reasons best left up to the cosmos, the muse has the uncontrollable urge to indulge in some 'me time' every half hour no matter where they are or what they're doing for (anon decides). (Try not to get arrested!)

Sensitivity: All of the muse is their new erogenous zone, and clothing does not. help this. for the next (anon decides)

A sudden um...: For the next (anon decides) muse will suffer an impromptu orgasm every time (anon decides-breathing does not count) happens. It may be multiple things and it may utilize any sense, including time (IE every half hour)

The urge: Whether or not they were aware of it before, the muse now has a mating season and it's open. For the next (anon decides) the muse will be driven crazy with the need to go forth and make babies or shag themselves exhausted trying.

A gift: Muse is tied up in a chair or a compromising position with a list of instructions detailing others to do (anon decides) sexual act(s) to them. Anyone who comes across them will be compelled to act out these instructions for (anon decides)

Irresistible: There's just something about the muse today, and for (anon decides)...but no one they come across will be able to control themselves. No matter who they are or how they feel, they'll be compelled to try to get some personal time with the muse. And it's not for an interview.

It's not the Midas touch: If the muse touches someone for the next (anon decides) that person will have a sudden (terribly timed) orgasm. Oops?

Owned: Either the muse owns another, or is owned by someone else for (anon decides) but they'll both be compelled to take certain sexy advantage of that for as long as it lasts.

Absolute Obedience: Anything anyone asks the muse must do for (anon decides) but one catch - it must be sexual in nature. Oh...wait, no there's two catches. Every time they issue a command they lose more control of themselves and can't help asking more next time. Absolute power corrupts.

Four minutes: The world will end immediately if the muse doesn't shag whoever they see for the next (anon decides). And that would just be terrible, wouldn't it?

Impaired judgment: Booze, drugs, sex, they all blend together. The muse has had a bit too much of something and thinks everyone around them is prime sex estate for the next (anon decides). They're not compelled to or any good at picking people up, they just think everyone's really hot, you guys.

Sleeping Beauty: There's only one way to wake the muse from their slumber (other than waiting for anon decides) and it's not a kiss.

Frustration: The muse has a desperate need for relief for (anon decides) but no matter what they do it just won't come without a little help from a friend. A person friend, not a plastic friend.

Candid Camera: The muse and someone else have been trapped in a room with cameras an ordered to perform..FOR SCIENCE. Anon could decide who, or it could be anyone who encounters them for (anon decides).

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I feel like all my threads got dropped or tumblr are my replies

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If I RP with you and if I ever stop replying, I give you the right to attack my inbox and demand me to reply.

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YES.

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johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this

and then later he looks like this

hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN

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if a puppy falls asleep on you youre not allowed to move its illegal

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Put one of the following in my inbox for my muse's reaction.

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"You mean everything to me."

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"What are you afraid of?"

"I miss you so very much."

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"Just five more minutes."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"What are we doing here?"

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Tell me: If my character's life was a romance novel what would the title be?

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Book borrowing is the biggest form of true love it’s like, “Here’s a piece of my soul that I think you would enjoy.” 

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I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET

DON’T CALL ME THAT

I AM EVIL

I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

FEAR ME

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"Don't forget I didn't choose this life! Your sister trying to kill me is the reason I have to deal with the pain tenfold! I was ready to die!" Elena screamed at the hybrid, not only feeling the pain ripping her apart but also her rage. The doppelgänger fell to her knees breaking into hysterical sobs accompanied by hyperventilating. "I didn't want this, I was ready to die, I wanted to die." Elena cried out the words finally reaching her limit.

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Every roleplayer ever

Oh look, tons of drafts to do.

*does ask memes and posts open starters*

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"Klaus, Please I will do anything, just make me forget please." Elena would be his companion, she would kill, she would do whatever he asked of her. Anything to escape the constant stabbing through her chest, the headaches and crying, the sleepless nights. "Just name your price, whatever you want for as long as you want." Her voice was verging on panic now, high pitched and scared.

Elena looked back at him, eyes showing so much pain and sadness. The doppelganger had so many reasons she needed him to help her. “Because I don’t know how much longer I can handle the pain and turning it off isn’t an option. I will do anything to forget.” The brunette truely was so desperate that she would go anything. She wanted the pain to stop. Staking herself has seemed like an option on her worse days.

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Again the girl nodded.

He kissed back and soon pulled away. “See? But, I’ve never used it on you before.”

"How did you do that?" She asked quietly.

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So the Mun was told at the hospital to get lots of rest tonight and tomorrow, I was sleeping really well then my grandmother opened my door a crack of check on me and the noise woke me up and now I can't sleep.