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I'll eat lemons for the first time today

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Bedchamber is a great word because we don't do that with other rooms. Referring to my kitchen as the Stovechamber from now on. The garage? Carchamber.

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Two identical infants lay in the cradle. “One you bore, the other is a Changeling. Choose wisely,” the Fae’s voice echoed from the shadows. “I’m taking both my children,” the mother said defiantly.

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i would like to propose a new accessibility feature for movies where every time a brown-haired white man comes on screen they tell me which one he is

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Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

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LMAOOO I love that.

My sister’s cat would definitely also hate a sweater but I have poked around the knitted cat bed options a bit…

Hello, I have an extremely important question about the OnlyFans verse: does Lan Zhan know that there are knitted pet accessories, beds, etc on Ravelry? Do Suibian, Bichen, and Egg Tart enjoy hand-knit stuff? Inquiring minds want to know :D

Lan Zhan does know about knitted pet accessories but the rabbits like chewing on things far too much for him to risk making them anything. He does try a little vest for Egg Tart and Egg Tart does the pathetic limp collapsed wet noodle cats do when they don't like something. Jiang Yanli and Jin Zixuan laugh until they cry, take a million pictures, and then never put it on him again.

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Love some miserable Elon in the morning

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The villagers watched a mighty paladin battle the demon under the full moon. At long last, the demon was vanquished.

"Did you see an old lady?" the villagers called. "It took her!"

The paladin looked at the moon setting, then shuddered and seemed to shrink. The armour turned to mist, the sword became a cane.

"I'm here."

"You're a… werepaladin? Is that a- How?"

"In my youth, I was bitten by a paladin." The old woman smiled fondly. "Many times."

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I need you people to realize that you can be friends with people older than you. like, much older than you. like, decades older than you. you can be friends with these people. regular friends, just like anyone your age. it is possible.

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My thought process reading this post:

“Hmm I wonder what events in particular OP was thinking of?”

“Wait, is it covid? Surely covid wasn’t a whole 4 years ago?? Oh fuck, it was, wasn’t it.”

Brief pause to digest the idea that Covid started 4 years ago

“Wait… wait fuck.”

Longer pause to digest the idea that Covid actually started five years ago

“………..Time is fake.”

(P. S. also apparently it’s April?? I was going to add a little note about how Covid did start before March 2020 in many places in the world, so it’s more than 5 years - and then I realized that we are currently in the month of April, and not January or February like I apparently thought. So yes. Five years. I think my sense of time needs glasses.)

I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

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boppy wawa

im bilingual and socially isolated and autistic so i basically have 2 second languages and no native language

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Cory Booker has been talking in the senate for over 20 hours now

He’s not filibustering. He’s protesting the current administration.

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) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

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what if it did though

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

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there is something to be said for going to zoos and aquariums on weekdays to avoid school-aged crowds but going to the aviary on a weekend is fun because going into big greenhouses and watching toddlers who just learned to walk encounter loose tropical animals taller than they are is part of the overall experience for me.

to me a three year old is just as much an entertaining and strange beast as an egret. and here they can interact directly. incredible.