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even if you can’t see it now, we’re proud of what’s to come,

and you

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It’s that time of year again

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welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

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Its called labor day because they still make the laborers labor on that day

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fact: i was the gayest one at the wedding

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North Dakota

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me to my son who peed in the toilet instead of his bed: good job buddy!

tumblr activist: tch. why are you praising him for doing the bare minimum?

me: how did you get in my house

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i really like this image

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Oh, sorry! It looks like someone in our pharmacy replaced your estradiol valerate with littlestrogen! Oh no, don't cry, it's okay, sweetie. I know you're feeling a lot of big feelings right now... here come back to our health room, and you can pick out a plushie and some candy to take back home with us, okay?

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everyone clap for friends that are animals. make it so easy to send u any post ever. bunny on the dash ? oh good thats going to my bunny friend. deer? ahhh yes. mny friend deer my good friend the real deer. you get this . and every time theyre like yesss #my me

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i feel like i need a hi vis patch that just says something more concise but with the energy of “look, the world is big and loud and sometimes it divorces me from time and space and i just need a hand to hold for several minutes to keep me grounded in reality”

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it's my blog and i'll have an incohesive and inconsistent personality if i want to

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hey quick question btw. what the fuck is going on

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A storm captured from the upper atmosphere

Credit: Santiago Borja