elf-posting

[elf-posting]

Typical Dwarf, totally ignorant of Elven society. Don't even know the proper etymology for "high", automatically assuming it to be some sort of buzzword for superiority.

I wonder what the knife ears call us

[elf-posting]

*sound of horns ring out*

You are currently listening to

*forest sounds*

102.3

*galloping horses*

Where we play only the finest Amanian chants, art music of this age and the last and woodland dances.

*cacophony of all those things together*

This is not your Dwarven brute's radio station.

*imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing*

[elf-posting]

Actually I happen to be bilingual, a middle elf if you will. And I find both languages as beautiful as the setting sun, unlike your rough, ugly, course-pebble tongue. Any elf is better than a dwarf.

I wonder what the knife ears call us

[elf-posting]

Typical violent dwarven grandstanding. You could even shoot a bow.

elves

^me when elfs

[elf-posting]

Like someone rubbed a stone plate on a pile gravel

I wonder what the knife ears call us

[elf-posting]

It is pathetic.

r/dwarfposting sounds like it’d be a sleeper hit of a subreddit with some pretty hilarious posts but in actuality the idolization of “hard work and fine craftsmanship” (while on reddit no less) seems to attract hoards of people who want nothing more than to pretend to be as rascist as possible without social consequences.

[elf-posting]

The question is, however, whyever would we wish to do that?

r/dwarfposting sounds like it’d be a sleeper hit of a subreddit with some pretty hilarious posts but in actuality the idolization of “hard work and fine craftsmanship” (while on reddit no less) seems to attract hoards of people who want nothing more than to pretend to be as rascist as possible without social consequences.

[elf-posting]

I object to these. Apart from the boyfriend one. I love you Rathner❤️❤️

[elf-posting]

You wouldn't understand it. Too many syllables

I wonder what the knife ears call us

[elf-posting]

Quote a crude way to please the force, don't you think, lol

[elf-posting]

What do you expect from them. The finer things in life are wasted on them.

Dwarves will see you working a tavern and think “they haven’t the constitution to toil in the mines”

[elf-posting]

Easy enough to say that sat in your caves. Meet me in Shalïl's grove tomorrow at noon.

diggy diggy hole or something

[elf-posting]

Hardly unexpected from mortals.

r/dwarfposting sounds like it’d be a sleeper hit of a subreddit with some pretty hilarious posts but in actuality the idolization of “hard work and fine craftsmanship” (while on reddit no less) seems to attract hoards of people who want nothing more than to pretend to be as rascist as possible without social consequences.

[elf-posting]

More like stream and sycamore.

Ahem

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

[elf-posting]

Bah! At least our history was written down. Though perhaps your forebears found it a tad silly (if that word even belongs to your vocabularies, if you even know what they are) to write down what amounts to two lines of history.

Dwarf like rock

Dwarf child like rock.

[elf-posting]

Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo!

I heard those horrid rock-dwellers, the dwarves, were active on this site sharing slanderous, uncivilised anti-elvish propaganda to the mortals of the realm.