Eli / He/They / 20 / artist I’m a big fan of cartoons and really want to post more of my artwork.
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Tumblr and AO3: "Hey everyone! We're together now!"
Us: "NOW?? Then WTF was all that shit you've been doing for the past 10 years!?"
#they were slow burning#or dating without realizing it#you know the old married couple that doesn’t even realize they’re an old married couple?
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Congrats to whatever they have going on

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I had a bad dream the other night in which the whole of The Magnus Archives had been completely eradicated from the internet.
I spent basically the whole dream in an archival building looking for anything I could find about it because I thought my mom may like it. I was frantically searching my phone for any evidence it had ever existed at all. I had no idea why it was just suddenly gone. There was literally nothing on the internet, not even Tumblr. I think I started crying at some point. I woke up very stressed and unable to go back to sleep.
I think my dreams are trying to get me to show my mom tma. Good or bad idea?
#the magnus archives#tma podcast#bad dreams#i had a dream#I think it would’ve sent many people on Tumblr into a stress coma#I really do think I should show my mom the Magnus Archives tho#I think she’d think it’s neat#I think the building was to play up the stress of the whole dream cause tall ceilings trigger my flight or fight naturally#i just thought it was funny
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…I’m still on the look out for fancy gum wrappers…
You unfortunately married a starving artist college student and the only gum I have is Dubble Bubble.

A goddamn legend walks among us
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It hasn’t reached you yet?
I sent it like a month ago! It was supposed to fly right to you and deliver possibly the most beautiful poem I’ve ever written!
And they say doves are supposed to be good for these types of things. I’m filing a complaint.
Would you accept a raven instead, love? 8-(
my dove loves to be held exactly like the twilight apple
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{this user wants you to toss them their keys}
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Sounds like a scam.
I’m gonna fill out an HR complaint about this.
fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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While Ao3 is down I should really get that 8 page essay done. It is due to today and I really need to figure out the citation format…
Let’s check what Tumblr has to say.
#ao3#ao3 is down#should I be using this time to be productive?#yes#am I just gonna stare longingly at my ao3 window while scrolling Tumblr?#also probably yes
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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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My friend called them this today... I mean She's not wrong...
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I’ll get crowbar, where would you like it pointed love?
big fan of stories that, while undoubtedly being about the power of friendship, acknowledge that the power of incredible violence is just as important
the love was there. the love changed everything. the crowbar helped also
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All kids do these days is play New Texas Hold'em and attack medical professionals
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jonny: and with the lunar cannon loaded and the fuse prepared to light, tim looked the soldier in the eyes and he gave the order-
tim: -Fight!
me, every time without fail:

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“I asked chat gpt” ok well i asked gp tim and he just shot me. So
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my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps
#this will revolutionize my ability to ignore both my intrusive and impulsive thoughts thank you so much op#tw trump#(sorry I almost forgot to add that bit)
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THE SIBLINGS EVER
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