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Nah, you totally can they'll just keep a eye on you and keep you safe

You cannot rest when Kobolds are nearby.

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People don't seem to know the difference between Leucistic and Albino Crocodiles/alligators. The difference? Uh one has black eyes and they're both cute

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Don't mind him, he's just keeping a eye on you so he can warn you if somebody breaks in

If you havent seen the kobold you share a living space with in a while, look up. I once discovered that the kobold from my basement got bored, found a rebar knife and somehow managed to get into the attic where it cut small holes downwards to look into different rooms through.

Ceiling Kobold.

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This better not just be me, but Macadamia nuts taste great but are so hard to open. Anyone else struggle with opening these?

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Could be repurposed and adjusted to make a glazing for donuts

Skubby Sludge

Today I will share with all of you the recipe for my go to breakfast. I call it Skubby Sludge:

200 grams of oats

400 ml of water

2 tablespoons baking cocoa (unsweetened)

1 cup of Nature Yogurt (once again completely unsweetened ca 150 gram)

3 tablespoons of sugar (or alternatively liquid artificial sweetener equaling that amount in sweetness)

Put two spoons of cocoa in the bowl

Put the oats on topof the cocoa

Carefully add in the water then mix thoroughly

Add the sugar/sweetener and mix it again.

Put in the cup of yogurt and then mix it one final time.

Put in fridge over night and enjoy it for breakfast in the morning.

Probably should have thought of a more... appetizing name.

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This was written by a Dragon not a skunk, do not believe his lies

The chance to find kobolds living in your basement after not having been down there for a while are low, but never zero.

Signs indicating that kobolds have moved in:

- Shed scales that are too big to be from normal wildlife but too large to be from dragons

- Empty containers\drawers and stored furniture are filled with moss (no one knows why kobolds do this)

- All reflective, glittering and shiny objects are neatly piled into one corner of the room

- Mysterious appearance of tunnels linking the basement to neighboring houses basements

- Carpets may have bitemarks in them

- Strange shuffling noises and high pitched barklike noises at night

- If you had a bug or rat infestation, it suddenly disappears seemingly over night

If you suspect that you have kobolds but are not sure, I suggest you put down a plate with hot dino nuggies near the basement entrance and hide somewhere nearby, normally the smell is irresistable enough that they quickly move to snatch them up.

What to do if you have confirmed there are kobolda in your basement:

- make each other friendship bracelets

- come to a mutual agreement where the kobokds do menial tasks around the place while you are at work in exchange for dino nuggies

- play video games together? (kobolds go crazy for minecraft)

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I'm alive I was busy figuring out which one of my rubber ducks deleted Tumblr from my phone

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Sorry for being inactive for so long, I had some irl issues so have this. A pile of snow leopards

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What is this long boi?

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Bat Sneeze

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Thought I'd shake things up with a meme and some more art of Eli, done by yours truely

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Eli is angry (he's an Argonian Kobold Hybrid)