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really hoping nobody's done this yet

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Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

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oh are you friends? or just dating.

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oh are you friends? or just dating.

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all the "x with mama" posts are getting to me i just drew a butch girl with her mom (who is also butch) and thought "let's look like men with mama"

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strange icon on my dash BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BAoh hang on. sniff sniff lick sniff. sniff. mutual. carry on

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I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

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system whose collective name is james and all their alters are named jame (singular form of james)

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bad post

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the caramel frappe thing is genuinely really cute to me, I like to think Bill said there's nothing better than a caramel frappe One Time and it stuck in Paul's brain forever. Paul only likes black coffee but he assumes everyone else likes caramel frappes because they're Bill's favorite and Paul likes Bill

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“Everybody secretly hates me” factoid actually just statistical error. average person does not hate you. You yourself, who has a mean brain, is an outlier and should not have been counted

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Why is tgwdlm, the musical set in an office and coffee shop, about people who wear normal clothes, getting such a big budget you ask? Well you see they need to fund the security measures keeping nick lang in the dungeon so he can’t create a puppet army. Thank you starkid for protecting us from his nefarious witchcraft 💕

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writing cover letters

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Martyn: Wait, have you got arrows--wait, hold on. Turn and face me, Joel, so--oh, it's not, I thought you had arrows in the throat earlier on. God, that hat really is doing too much. Joel: No, it's-- Martyn: There-there's all sorts going on. Joel: No, it's a ch-it's a collar. Cause I'm…bad. Sausage: (interestedly) Ooh. (Martyn blows a raspberry, and Joel giggles) I don't know why I said that. Sausage: You're a bad boy. Martyn: That's making some kind of edit. Jimmy: Did you just say you have a collar on? Joel: I have a collar on, yeah. Sausage: He has cholera, yeah. Martyn: He has cholera, yeah. Joel: Yeah, I have cholera. Sausage: Yeah.