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Tattoos, piercings, and constant hair coloring to keep it this shade of dark instead of blond. To say I'm in credit card debt is an understatement. But, it works, so you know.

You never lie about your inches, huh? I take it you're the porn star length then? Is that all natural or something you had enhancements for? No judgement either way. But yeah, prefer standing in the nude in person. All hands on. Less likely to put myself out there for blackmail potential.

Please is a nice magic word for untrained children and Karen staff, but not necessarily the magical punch. Keep humoring me, what other magic words do you know?

Tattoos are expensive but I suppose that's the price for living art. My, my, if you want to stand nude in person for me and let me have a taste. I am certainly not going to say no to a chance like that. I personally, would never lie about my inches. Because I have enough already.

Hm, quite a bit. Or are looking for please. Perhaps some light begging?

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Is that a serious declaration or is that a declaration of just being tired of the stagnant hospital smell of floor cleaner and rubber? Because I've been through many a detox situation, and I know how much they suck too. But yeah, I'm on it. The connection is being contacted as we speak.

Unfortunately, yeah. Never drinking again. Ever. But yeah swipe one and come bust me out.

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Jesus on a stick, seems a lot of us ended up sick. You've missed me being an itchy mess. Unsure if it was an allergic reaction to a bug bite or a bug bite itself or something else entirely, but it's cleared up by now. You wouldn't have recognized me otherwise, just covered in red splotches like a leper of some kind. I know that isn't some pure tea or whatever, but I can confirm I'm still alive and kicking. Like a jack rabbit.

What did you get sick with? Was it the flu or a cold or something more heavy?

Of course I somehow managed to get sick the second we got back from Spring Break, which made being back in Lima in the 'spring' even more depressing. So thank you to all of you from the bottom of my heart for all the fun stories and pictures because I'm pretty sure I would've lost my mind without them. I pretty much never get sick, so this was... an experience.

Now that I'm feeling better (and high on an overdose of caffeine) could someone perhaps fill me in on what I missed this past week? And please don't tell me to just read the Muckraker, because we all know that's not exactly a reliable source.

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Shit. You're still in that place? If you need a wheelchair, you should've just said so. I can swipe one for you. I know a guy with connections in that area.

Then maybe we should entice a hospital orderly to tag along so I don’t crush you. Or at least get them to give us a wheelchair.

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Being 6'5" comes with the territory of being everyone's Frankenstein's monster butler. I've accepted this as my life, Sam. Not even mad about it.

Lurch!

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If I attempted to lift you, I'd snap in half! You can't just expect to mope in your weakness and get any better. The sun and fresh air are waiting to bestow their healing properties on you. I'll compromise with a piggyback ride, but if I fall and hurt us both, don't say I didn't warn you.

Stop being a fuddy-duddy in bed, we're going to paint mugs.

Come carry me then, Lurch. I’m still weak.

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Honestly this photo is *very* nice. Very hot picture of your chest already. 10/10 would lick something off it. I'd ask for a nude but I know how this goes. OOo. Those tattoos are very *very* hot. @smythewmu

Thanks. I'm in incredible debt to look like this, so I would hope it's paying off. But you're right, I do prefer nudes in person, as it's better in 3-D where everything can be touched or tasted for what it is. Less likely for photoshop scam artists to lie about an inch or two. But I also only go for that sort of thing if magic words are involved, so....how many magic words do you know?

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Plz go ahead and post more shirtless things, K. thanks.

Like this? Or are you referring to me posting shirtless photos of people in Mexico? Or maybe you want something that focuses on my actual chest? Back? Shoulders? Torso?

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Share one pic in your camera roll from our trip to Mexico and the story behind it (optional). 📸

I convinced this wannabe Pastor to get a piercing with me. No alcohol involved! Accomplishment is quite the understatement, because he was wasted majority of the time I was with him otherwise and his silence makes me question on if his liver gave out. @wmumcintosh

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what kind of friend do your friends consider you to be (mom friend, uncle friend, funny friend, etc) and why? what do you think this says about your personality?

I consider myself the scary dog privilege friend (or the grim bad omen). You need a tall ass guy in alternative goth getup to follow you around to keep the weirdos at arms length because they swear they saw slender man following you? I'm your guy.

As for what that says about my personality, I have no clue. Desperate for companions to guard and feel important? I bet my therapist could have a field day with this.

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Best memory from the trip

Sharing a bed with a stranger. I swore I'd stop doing that and this trip said, ha ha you thought fucker. I hope I didn't pass on whatever bug I picked up on that guy, so my bad if that happened. I'm wondering if i gave it to Marley as she split pretty quick when we got back and was quiet the whole time. Oops? And what was yours, Sam?

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Happy Easter! I hope you are having a fantastic Sunday.

And a happy April Fools to you too! Trust nothing and no one. Always look up before entering buildings, and always look down before exiting one.

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Me, a cutie? Had a hallucination and swore my only friend, the bathroom mirror, started repeating my morning verbal affirmations. Always nice to see you too, gorgeous. I got a mad case of some kind of bug bite that put me in bed for a week, itching like crazy with a fever. Don't know what caused it, just know I'm not visiting a sandy beach again for a long ass time. And how about you, magic mirror on the wall? Much better time I would hope.

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Hola, cutie. How was your Spring Break? I've been dying to hear the adventures that everyone had from our whirlwind of a holiday.

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have you had any romantic or sexual experiences that made you realize something about yourself?

Outside of getting better at it each time? No, not really. Why, was I supposed to be searching for a hidden meaning to dig a little deeper or something? Is this a social norm I wasn't let in on? I thought it was about health benefits.

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𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐌.

elicumonova Self-Baptism or something. ( @wmumcintosh )

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I won't be doing that, as I actually enjoy living. When is your boat docking? I'll come meet you, hold your hand like the toddler you aspire to be, and walk you somewhere with food to soak all this up.

I also know someone needs to cool it before they end up with alcohol poisoning. Lijahbug? That's a new one.

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I also know someone needs to cool it before they end up with alcohol poisoning. Lijahbug? That's a new one.

@elicwmu : You went on a boat without me? Man you suck!

I do, in fact, suck. You should know that fact well, 'Lijahbug!