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I feel as though I am the only one who didn’t go out there. 

So I spent most of yesterday and a bit of today catching up on The Bachelorette with my Mom. She had a lot of wine and I had a ton of pizza, so it was a good day. Pretty good way to come back to the city. I hope everyone had a lot of fun while at the Hamptons, I know I sure did. What is everyone up to now that we’re all home? 

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Ours is pretty good, though I don’t know if they would want to work for two families. 

I suppose I’m in search of a new personal chef. I haven’t fired her just yet, but it’s coming. I’ve allowed a couple of mistakes (which is usually my limit), but nearly every day she messes up a meal. This is ridiculous, especially considering how much I pay her. Anyone know a chef in need of a new client?

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Are you sure you can’t be convinced out of it?

I have to say that a week without service was a nice clear of headspace, and seeing family from back home is always nice, but now I’m back in my room with my big comfy bed and I never want to get out of it.

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....Lord Tubbington?

I just spent 3 hours inside of a Brookstone only to find out they don’t sell any stones there…..talk about false advertising, besides that I finally figured out my password to all of my social medias again. I blame Lord Tubbington for hacking into my computer, but at the same time I have to be impressed by his amazing technology skills.

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texts ✉️ hunter/ryder

Ryder: That's awesome. I know they let you play with the kittens before adopting one so I'll have to run by one and take a look around. Maybe you can come with me!

Ryder: Yeah it was a really good read, you can even borrow my copy if you want.

Ryder: Ha! No way. They do not know. And I think most of us would like to keep it that way. Just so they don't freak out or anything, cause it's a totally harmless night out.

Hunter: To adopt a kitten?

Hunter: Sure

Hunter: Madison trusts me.

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TEXT MESSAGE ✉ HUNTER 🍆💖

MADISON: That's what Frannie said to do too, it's just hard.

MADISON: I'm sure plenty of people will love you once they take the time to get to know you. It's hard not to

MADISON: How was your bro week with him btw?

HUNTER: I know

HUNTER: Madison, my own father doesn't care about me. I'm close to Sebastian because he was all I had. I was alone and I think he was a little alone too. Our families were in the same circles and we just sort of desperately became each others lifeline.

HUNTER: I don't expect people to like me. It's difficult to expect people to like you when you don't like yourself.

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texts ✉️ hunter/ryder

Ryder: Really? I would have guessed you had gone with a breeder but adopting is good. I'll look into it.

Ryder: That's really funny I actually just read one pretty recently. It's called Brothers in Arms by Kareem Abdul Jabbar, it was a little weird reading a book by a former NBA star but it was pretty good. It's about the first all black armored unit to see combat in WW2.

Ryder: Awesome! It'll be fun, I promise.

Hunter: No. Clarence was from the shelter and he was a cute kitten. I wanted a cat so I got him.

Hunter: Really? I'll have to read it.

Hunter: I'm sure. I take it the girls don't know about this?

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TEXT MESSAGE ✉ HUNTER 🍆💖

MADISON: that's like the same thing for twins

MADISON: Okay I don't deal with you.

MADISON: I like you for who you are and how you make me feel. Good and bad decisions.

HUNTER: Just give him time

HUNTER: You might be the only one who does, you know, besides Sebastian. There's a reason I'm so close to him.

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Therapy // All time low

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texts ✉️ hunter/ryder

Ryder: Do they like breed cats? Like ya know how they breed dogs and you can buy them from a breeder, do they do that for cats?

Ryder: Oh yeah? What kind of stuff do you like to read? I'm just wondering, we've never really talked much before so I'm taking advantage of the opportunity.

Ryder: I'm not pretending. And I'm not asking you to go just cause you're dating Madison, which congrats by the way. Madi and I aren't super close anyways, I think she only talks to me cause of Marley. But that's beside the point! If you don't want to come that's fine but don't come cause you don't want to, not cause you think we don't want you there because I really do.

Hunter: They do, but I got Clarence from the shelter.

Hunter: Non-fiction military biographies mostly. Biographies in general sometimes.

Hunter: Okay. I'll go.

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TEXT MESSAGE ✉ HUNTER 🍆💖

MADISON: He literally left the Hamptons, probs because he couldn't stand to be around me.

MADISON: Ugh you shouldn't have to get used to my bad traits, I shouldn't have them to begin with. Or I should try to be better.

HUNTER: Or he just needed some space to himself.

HUNTER: Everyone has bad traits. I was a drug addict and somehow you find a way to deal with me.

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texts ✉️ hunter/ryder

Ryder: If I did get a cat, should I get it when it's a kitten?

Ryder: So like what else do you do in your free time?

Ryder: No! It wasn't just a formality, I mean yeah we're inviting all the guys but I want you to come. If you don't have fun, I will take care of your bar tab.

Hunter: I think at any age they're fine. Clarence was a kitten when I got him, but even now I would still adopt him.

Hunter: I go to the gym and I read. Why?

Hunter: It's fine. You don't have to pretend to want to be around me or ask me to join you all in things simply because I am dating Madison. I was under no assumption that being with her meant that those close to her would befriend me.

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the-ryderlynn:

If it makes you feel any better, I didn’t see anything about it so maybe it won’t blow up as big as you thought it would. I know it sucks though being followed to things you’d rather keep private, it’s pretty invasive.

I would just rather not be known as some alcoholic here on the upper east side. My family already has enough issues without these lies being spread. 

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madsinthecity:

It’s cause they’re bored and starved for drama so they have to follow people to make themselves stay relevant. Clearly they don’t know what they’re talking about though, we all know you’re not going to AA. What were you actually doing?

No, I’m clearly not. It was a drug addiction support group that I’m still signed up for. 

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evansstevie:

They followed you? That’s fucking creepy. Ten bucks says they somehow hacked your phone and found your location through that new snap chat filter. Ghost mode that shit, man.

I do not have Snapchat on my phone, actually. So I’m sure that’s not the case. I’m pretty sure I was just spotted and followed. 

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obisamkenobi:

I don’t get why magazines lie about that stuff, it’s really rude and disrespectful. I heard that if you’re making a grand gesture, they at least can’t sell the picture so maybe that’ll help? I don’t know how, but maybe somehow?

I don’t think that will really help in this situation. I wasn’t making a grand gesture so much as walking out of a building.