Upon realising that neither of her brothers had ever seen the sad tale of talented, driven people not getting recognised, Elizabeth decided to sit them all down together, thousands of kilometres apart, and show them the world’s greatest tragedy.
Xander: Oh wait, Culkin and Sharpay are siblings?
Xander: Not lovers?
Elizabeth: Siblings indeed!
Peter: Why not both?
Xander: This isn’t Game of Thrones, Peter
Elizabeth: It’s family-friendly
Elizabeth: But not THAT family-friendly
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
Writing the list of the greatest sitcoms of all times may seem like a daunting task to some, but fortunately I saw most of them growing up. This has saved me a lot of time, which I have been able to use for endlessly rewatching them throughout my adult years.
New project with the brothers! Check it out! At last my feels from watching TV shows are being recorded for prosperity!
Game of Thrones Season 1: Episodes 1-2
In June/July 2014 (four years late to the party) Elizabeth finally watched through Game of Thrones. Aware of her squeamishness, her brother Xander (who’s seen the show) and friend Anne (who’s also read the books) thought it might be amusing to see her reactions as she watched. This is the transcript of that experience: it contains many spoilers and not much coping.
Elizabeth: Snow! I love snow! I wish it snowed here
Xander: Snow! Yay!
Elizabeth: EW EW EW EW
Xander: Anti-yay?
Elizabeth: SEVERED HEADS EVERYWHERE
The radio station I listen to plays the best songs. This is "I Like Bread and Butter" by the Hit Beats. Featuring lyrics-I-can't-get-out-of-my-head: "No more bread and butter. No more toast and jam."
Is there a term yet for when you don't click on a link because you think it's a Rick Roll, but it's not and you just miss out seeing on something cool?
Women carry babies, babies have pockets, so it would be redundant for women to also have pockets.
nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off
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