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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
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people might think creating OC lore involves a lot of thinking & planning, but in my personal experience, OC development is more like a divine vision from a god slamming you over the head with a mallet while ur doing the fuckin dishes or folding laundry
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its not even 2024 anymore its some other bullshit now
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Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didnโt lose no weight. I actually got bigger.
Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.
Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And thatโs cool.
Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE
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google search krillion dollars to william dollars exchange rate
i just played the baleen whale lottery and won three krillion dollars
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A poem or perhaps even a country song written by me inspired by this video
I call it.. LET HIM INNMM!!!!!
Ive got a bull in my truck no i don't mean cattle
Don't need a horse and I don't need a saddle
I just need the buglin bull in my truck
People starin at me but I don't give a fuck
He bugles and he mews, he chuckles and he glunks
Thank god I drive a truck cuz he wouldnt fit no trunk
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i love when ppl say โthatโs so youโ it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe
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Hi it seems like you made a post but forgot to make it about me?
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