elkgrisper2
elkgrisper2
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๐‚‚ #1 doctor champ fan and elk enthusiast ๐‚‚
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elkgrisper2 ยท 2 months ago
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well which the fuck is it
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elkgrisper2 ยท 2 months ago
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petting my mind ubgulaltes
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elkgrisper2 ยท 2 months ago
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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
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elkgrisper2 ยท 2 months ago
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people might think creating OC lore involves a lot of thinking & planning, but in my personal experience, OC development is more like a divine vision from a god slamming you over the head with a mallet while ur doing the fuckin dishes or folding laundry
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elkgrisper2 ยท 2 months ago
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its not even 2024 anymore its some other bullshit now
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elkgrisper2 ยท 2 months ago
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Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didnโ€™t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.
Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.
Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And thatโ€™s cool.
Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE
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elkgrisper2 ยท 2 months ago
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elkgrisper2 ยท 2 months ago
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BUUUUUUGGLLLLLEEEEEEE
glunk
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elkgrisper2 ยท 2 months ago
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google search krillion dollars to william dollars exchange rate
i just played the baleen whale lottery and won three krillion dollars
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elkgrisper2 ยท 2 months ago
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A poem or perhaps even a country song written by me inspired by this video
I call it.. LET HIM INNMM!!!!!
Ive got a bull in my truck no i don't mean cattle
Don't need a horse and I don't need a saddle
I just need the buglin bull in my truck
People starin at me but I don't give a fuck
He bugles and he mews, he chuckles and he glunks
Thank god I drive a truck cuz he wouldnt fit no trunk
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elkgrisper2 ยท 2 months ago
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i love when ppl say โ€œthatโ€™s so youโ€ it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe
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hi can i sniffs you
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elkgrisper2 ยท 2 months ago
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glunk
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where are my muruals.... bugle buglel....
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elkgrisper2 ยท 2 months ago
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Hi it seems like you made a post but forgot to make it about me?
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