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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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ya’ll still really believe that you used to be able to edit other peoples posts on tumblr and not the reality that john green really just did say all that

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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

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If Feyre Archeron has a million fans, I'm one of them. If Feyre Archeron has a thousand fans, I'm one of them. If Feyre Archeron only has ten fans, I'm one of them. If there are no Feyre Archeron fans, then I have ceased to exist.

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i miss 2012 tumblr daily

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tea garden in spring blossoms in fujian by heytiti_

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stuntin on these new jersey hoes by pumping my own gas 😎

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all my recent notifications and not one of them is a real person

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Gustav Klimt, The Kiss // Robert Winthrop Chanler, Leopard and Deer

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Good night, sweet prince

English added by me :)

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Cockroach? What about cuntroach. #feminism