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Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad tumblr posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”

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the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling

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the ancient lich king was sealed beneath the streets of baltimore 10,000 years ago

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HII HIII ANON HERE, I JUST WANTED TO POP IN AND SAY THAT I LOOOOOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR BORDERLAND ART NO MATTER WHAT IT IS AND TO ME I BELIEVE THAT ITS OFFICIAL TO SAY I AM A FL4K FAN, ROBOTS ARE SO AWESOME AND LIKE AAUUGGH LET ME STOP, BUT TYYY YOUR ARTS AMAZINV

OHHHHHH THANK U THANK U THANK UUU im so glad ive converted you thats what im here for. And no no no please keep going i want to hear all your thoughts We are friends now anon OK?

Anyways this is genuinely so sweet it made me smile so big. Thank you so very much anon

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Ya sorry instead of a bomb too blow down that building you accidentally bought a pie. Made in a pie factory

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Ya sorry instead of a bomb too blow down that building you accidentally bought a pie. Made in a pie factory

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I have never met a person who has gotten sick. Iv also never met a person. I just came out of the woods yesterday and found tumblr.com. This thing is scary.

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gift for @ellievalk

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Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

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a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.

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smart and intelligent individuals

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miracle paint!!!

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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Wanted to see if I could accurately draw a Garfield yesterday, and then just kinda kept going. Enjoy my garf crimes.

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@salmonjaws

Is this anything

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NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Please refill my water bowl. Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Please refill my food bowl. Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Are you busy? Let’s play! Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. I love you so much! Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. I’m tired from playing a lot. I am going to take a nap. Thank you!