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Homestuck edits better be fire on here after TikTok ban >:P

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Kermit the frog you're the only one who gets me

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Homestuck update... haven't read or seen anything about Homestuck in months and my Homestuck hyper fixation was the worst hyper fixation I've ever had.... but...... Homestuck update.........

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huh?????

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need triplets to name them Deoxy, Ribo, and Nucleic

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I like listening to rain sounds but I feel like I can only listen to them when it's raining. but whenever it's raining I'm like man I don't need double rain sounds that's too much rain.

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I need the frutiger aero aesthetic injected into my veins

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when you think you're on your period but NO! it's just The Ooze

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"I bet it's pink"

no it's pitch black so dark it absorbs every light that bounces off of it. vantablack. it's made of decaying flesh and enclosed by razor sharp teeth and permeated with maggots. that bite. you should see what happened to the last guy.

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no one tells you how fucking embarrassing sex is

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growing up in a family where saying "I love you" is uncustomary does not translate well in relationships

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liking this song isn't enough I need to absorb it into my veins

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sitting in class and my friend pulls out a buffalo wild wings condom

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the crickets choir is now one voice softer

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I want fruit salad

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600 days until my 18th birthday