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Let's finally post some shit here. I'm working on a 1:20 scale diorama based on Jon's office in the Magnus Institute, so here's the miniature tape recorder I've made!

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now hear me out

hermes in his cowboy phase

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"SQUIRTY CREAM"??????

-an American

Yeah, mate. It's cream you squirt out of a can. What the hell do you call it? Do you call it whipped cream because is isn't and you're lying to yourself because you can't handle the truth. Or do you want to eat something called "aerosolised cream"?

It's cream you squirt out of a can and if you can't handle that it's named such then I abjure you as a coward, sir.

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It’s very telling that my first post on here is a reblog of BlackStede fanart

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calm of the night