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I opened my copy of The Tale of the Body Thief & immediately had to close it again because of this silly little annotation

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Eight years later and she is still just as excited to go on adventures with my brother.

My bro has the cutest dog. I don’t know why she’s in the laundry basket and I don’t care because she is so freaking cute.

Edited to add:

If you want to see more pics of my brother’s awesome dog, check out the blog section of his website: http://www.reagandpufall.com/

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happy Thursday the 20th

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des

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The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over.

“Here’s a bandaid for ya,” I said, producing one from my vest pocket.

“Oh, he’s not bleeding, thank you though!”

I lowered my voice and leaned in. “Kids think bandaids are health magic,” I said. “Ask him where it hurts and exploit that placebo effect.”

She did just that, and instantly the kid stopped crying and thanked her. “I’ll have to remember that,” she said.

Children: #HACKED

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(via thephilwells)

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I cannot bring myself to edit this photo

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a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

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owls are bullshit and here’s why

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walking into the wrong class

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whenever i see a sleeping kitties paws unguarded i understand exactly how eve felt about the apple

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how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program

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i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times

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