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Her Majesty Could Use Me As Her Footstool

Not to completely

Simp but Ice Spice please sit on

My face really soon

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Took A Goal Off The Board

As you admire the

Rose's bloom, in your hand its

Thorns excise their tax.

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Dean of The School of Are Yous and Fucking Kidding Mes

What part of having

It all given to you is

So damn frustrating?

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What We Are Dealing With Here

While the Cat did sleep

In the cradle, the Spoon left

With all the silver.

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A Lot Of Women In Gowns Pacing The Halls

How odd that you should

Fawn over Fred when he could

Never be Ginger

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Cheshire Litter Box

They wanted me to

Give too many fucks so I

Just smoked weed instead.

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We Do Not Have Any Competition, Louise

Remain steadfast in

The pursuit of a union

Between Gnar and Rad

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Hard To Deny Those Results, Obviously

I live surrounded

By cowards, each so small a

Man they make God weep.

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A Call To Prayer

Confusing my dog

With the sounds of my farts brings

Me a wholesome joy

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Floating Around At The Time

Each day is a full

Chance at life. Nothing else can

Be promised/exist.

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Naw

See, I am stoned just

All to the bejebus, so...

fuck no...not at all.

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Point and Laugh and Rinse and Repeat

all these Honor Roll

All-Stars sure sound dumb once they

say...like...ANYthing

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Please share if you would? I'm in so much pain. All the time.

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Link in Bio

Please, and I's ashamed

To even ask, can y'all please

Share my GoFundMe?

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With Your Broke Asses

We are all gonna

Die but at least you licked those

Rich peoples' boots good

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Tear Down The Arch

Amongst the least of

The ones who deserve caring

For is Saint Louis