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Pelagic fauna
1,3,5,6,7,10 are claimed!
Designs are open for claims, DM if interested!
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Here’s SWEETROCK, the 24 hour comic I drew this year!
PS: if you liked this, there’s a whole book of these comics available now!
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I fucking hate James Tissot’s paintings because in ALL OF THEM there is ALWAYS someone staring right at you, but it’s not always immediately visible. You just feel watched by this mf. Sometimes the little shit is right there at the centre, but others the bastard is just gazing from the distance, it is CREEPY, my guys
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i made this for the aesthetic a couple months ago lol
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I can understand how "modern person thrown into the past gets by pretending to be a healer/doctor" is as surprisingly common of a trope as it is. I mean I'm fluent enough at bullshitting to be pretty sure I could pull it off to impersonate a doctor in any time pre-1800s. If I have no idea what something is or how to treat it, I could just get the opinion of the other whatever-passes-as-medical-professionals around, but if their suggestions sound like bullshit I'm not doing it. And I'll beat the shit out of anyone suggesting bloodletting or mercury. With my healing stick. I've tied little bells on it, that jingle comically with every smack.
The awesome curative powers of my healing stick come from two separate sources: Placebo, and me using it to beat anyone trying to give my patients mercury.
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i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery
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u ever see an art style so appealing you feel like you’re getting away with something just by looking at it
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the biggest scam tumblr pulls is all the people who come here convinced they want to be tumblr famous
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