elon-musl
elon-musl
Elon Musk Official
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Elon Musk. Owner of twitter. Not a parody account.
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elon-musl · 12 days ago
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I can't believe I got divorced again
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elon-musl · 13 days ago
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Alexa.....play casual by chappell roan
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elon-musl · 13 days ago
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My bowles,,,,, ough,,,,,,
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elon-musl · 21 days ago
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People keep saying that rose is back but I haven't seen rebecce sugar say anything:/
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elon-musl · 2 months ago
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🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨
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elon-musl · 2 months ago
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Gay gay homosexual gay
GRAHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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elon-musl · 4 months ago
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I can't stop rouching myself whenever any version of hitler comes on. I watched Jojo Rabbit and I came immediately
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elon-musl · 4 months ago
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I'm gonna get boypreggers after I get boybottomed by boy donald trump
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elon-musl · 4 months ago
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This is crazy. I'm not even Chinese!
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I found this hilarious post stating elons girlfriends as typical c drama concubines and I'm loosing it
Bonus
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elon-musl · 4 months ago
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Musk: [calling Grimes at 3 in the morning] Tell them. Tell them I'm good at video games and I will give you sixty million dollars
Grimes:
Musk: or I detonate the chip in the baby's neck
Grimes: [long exhalation] seventy million
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I had to take this screenshot myself because I was so convinced it wasn't real
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elon-musl · 4 months ago
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I roman saluted because greek saluting is GAY. And I don't want to think about gay sex because I would like it too much
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elon-musl · 4 months ago
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I'm gonna wave hi to my friend who is homo of the sexual. This is a sin against God but I like it when he slides his cock into my ass. So it's okay, Trump said so
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elon-musl · 8 months ago
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Bringing my mother to an intimate Diddy get-together!! Be a shame if...aha....something happened...
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elon-musl · 9 months ago
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P Diddy didn't let me back to the parties because I kept screaming whenever vulvas were exposed
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elon-musl · 9 months ago
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I wish I had a robot husband. I mean wife. I mean wife. I mean wife. I mean wife with a fat fucking schlong. I mean wife. I mean wife. I mean wi
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elon-musl · 9 months ago
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Hey guys if I buy myspace will you guys friend me >////<
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elon-musl · 9 months ago
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Everytime I go to touch my Weiner I have to call my mommy and ask permission and she said no :((
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